Supa Fly Hella Dope
@cerealtndencies.bsky.social
✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
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I’m a black Muslim female who happens to be a left handed dentist. I’m pretty much a walking hate magnet.
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
May 27, 2023 at 12:07 AM
me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
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“Quiet piggy“
Oink oink motherfucker.
Oink oink motherfucker.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Quiet piggy“
Oink oink motherfucker.
Oink oink motherfucker.
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Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
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PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
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And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
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Had a man explain different types of velcro to me today
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Had a man explain different types of velcro to me today
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Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
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I don’t have resting bitch face. I have “I’m pretending to be normal and failing” face
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don’t have resting bitch face. I have “I’m pretending to be normal and failing” face
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After two failed posts with typos, I have now decided to identify as roadkill
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
After two failed posts with typos, I have now decided to identify as roadkill
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White people be like how old is this coffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
White people be like how old is this coffee
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Disguising my farts with my snapping bones at the chiropractor
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Disguising my farts with my snapping bones at the chiropractor
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"WHY ISN'T THERE AN INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THERE ISN'T AN INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY"? EVERY DAY IS INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY WHEN YOU HAVE CORN NUTS.
March 9, 2024 at 12:39 AM
"WHY ISN'T THERE AN INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THERE ISN'T AN INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY"? EVERY DAY IS INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY WHEN YOU HAVE CORN NUTS.
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launching my own version of Wikipedia with blackjack and hookers
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
launching my own version of Wikipedia with blackjack and hookers
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Palm trees are beautiful but you wouldn’t want one on your team in a rap battle, they're absolutely useless at throwing shade.
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Palm trees are beautiful but you wouldn’t want one on your team in a rap battle, they're absolutely useless at throwing shade.
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this meeting could have been a blessed silence
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this meeting could have been a blessed silence
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My stomach sounds like a bouncy ball hitting every step in an echoey stairwell
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My stomach sounds like a bouncy ball hitting every step in an echoey stairwell
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
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If I was your tapeworm would you shit me out?
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I was your tapeworm would you shit me out?
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There's nothing wrong with being an introvert especially in a horror movie. Turning down the invite to stay at your friends cabin puts distance between you and the lake monster lurking nearby. You can't be taken out if you simply stay in.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There's nothing wrong with being an introvert especially in a horror movie. Turning down the invite to stay at your friends cabin puts distance between you and the lake monster lurking nearby. You can't be taken out if you simply stay in.
The only consistent thing about me is that I take my meds on time
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The only consistent thing about me is that I take my meds on time
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why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
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*Me shaking my head in the mall*
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
*Me shaking my head in the mall*
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.