David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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Smoke me like one of your Cuban cigars
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Smoke me like one of your Cuban cigars
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let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
Do you know Dick?
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Do you know Dick?
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
How the Grinch had a structured settlement but needed cash immediately
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How the Grinch had a structured settlement but needed cash immediately
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like a seagull stealing your sandwich. just let that shit go
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
like a seagull stealing your sandwich. just let that shit go
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please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
I like to watch movies at home and now I'm being accused of Imax evasion
I take tumeric and fish oil but not that nutty seed and now i'm being accused of flax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I like to watch movies at home and now I'm being accused of Imax evasion
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I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
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I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
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Normalize not finishing books that lose your interest.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Normalize not finishing books that lose your interest.
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I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
February 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
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I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Share a Witch with good style. 🧙♀️👗
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Share a Witch with good style. 🧙♀️👗
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I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
I can run really fast ...
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
I can bite in sign language...
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
I can write boobies on a calculator….
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can run really fast ...
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
A three word love story:
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A three word love story:
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
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People often tell me that I'll be late to my own funeral but I'm pretty sure I won't give a shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
People often tell me that I'll be late to my own funeral but I'm pretty sure I won't give a shit
Frank Gehry, Canadian-American architect, died at age 96 - he will be buried in a coffin of his own design.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Frank Gehry, Canadian-American architect, died at age 96 - he will be buried in a coffin of his own design.
Remember those "mean people suck" stickers? What was that about?
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Remember those "mean people suck" stickers? What was that about?