David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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Pirate dad: what boat is the vampires' favorite type?
A blood vessel!
A blood vessel!
Pirate dad: pull me hook!
pirate dad:
plunderin hard? or hardly plunderin? 😂
plunderin hard? or hardly plunderin? 😂
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pirate dad: what boat is the vampires' favorite type?
A blood vessel!
A blood vessel!
Walking into 2026
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Walking into 2026
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The blood of patriots also did wonders for my azaleas.
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The blood of patriots also did wonders for my azaleas.
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where is any bit of inaccuracy here?
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
where is any bit of inaccuracy here?
It's date night, show me what you're wearing
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's date night, show me what you're wearing
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Walking into 2026:
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Walking into 2026:
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Walking into 2026:
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Walking into 2026:
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Walking into 2026:
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill.
So I sent him a get well soon card.
So I sent him a get well soon card.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My friend couldn't afford his water bill.
So I sent him a get well soon card.
So I sent him a get well soon card.
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
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needing nothing attracts everything
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
needing nothing attracts everything
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when I said I didn't want to work again I meant I wanted to be independently wealthy not perpetually unemployed
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
when I said I didn't want to work again I meant I wanted to be independently wealthy not perpetually unemployed
Masticate and masturbate are two different things
Hiss and purr are two different things
Poopoo and peepee are two
Different things
Different things
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Masticate and masturbate are two different things
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let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
How the Grinch had a structured settlement but needed cash immediately
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How the Grinch had a structured settlement but needed cash immediately
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like a seagull stealing your sandwich. just let that shit go
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
like a seagull stealing your sandwich. just let that shit go
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please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
I like to watch movies at home and now I'm being accused of Imax evasion
I take tumeric and fish oil but not that nutty seed and now i'm being accused of flax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I like to watch movies at home and now I'm being accused of Imax evasion
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I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
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I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.