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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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Gradually de-escalating the message to my representative with each required personal information field
January 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Gradually de-escalating the message to my representative with each required personal information field
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
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Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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Me negging the bad dream I had “it’s like I find you kinda funny, like I find you kinda sad.“
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Me negging the bad dream I had “it’s like I find you kinda funny, like I find you kinda sad.“
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I would simply pierce the grinch with
a poison blade
a poison blade
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I would simply pierce the grinch with
a poison blade
a poison blade
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[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
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people who say 'i can't draw good enough to illustrate my own stuff' drop the ego, you could be making fantastic artefacts like this
absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
people who say 'i can't draw good enough to illustrate my own stuff' drop the ego, you could be making fantastic artefacts like this
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If you see a tin cup or a candelabra let me know. I'm looking to dissemble these items to construct powerful armour
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you see a tin cup or a candelabra let me know. I'm looking to dissemble these items to construct powerful armour
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Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin
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The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.