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Greg One Leg
@gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
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I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me https://www.instagram.com/greg_one_leg?igsh=am84a282dmx1bjEy&utm_source=qr My crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:buv5ty6wyqpigggxzc72v6ao/feed/aaaiksp2jw5vw
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Why is Gregory shortened to Greg when Gory is right there?!
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Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.
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I've made it from the bed to the couch......

I'm ready to seize the day now
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I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.
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I used to manage a dildo factory.

We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
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Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears.

*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
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Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm
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I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H
My trick is to make my indoor clothes also my outdoor clothes.
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I think I'm over this being human thing
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I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
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You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.
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Good morning.

Don’t say it back.
I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks
You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice
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Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?
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Me, to my pillow: did you cum?
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you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down
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I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.
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relationship status: sending myself nudes
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Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.
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Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Amazing news. Congratulations ❤️
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Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses.

Others, ski masks.
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Make it look like you're bobbing for apples while you're down there.
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I've been single for so long that my type isn't even my type anymore