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Greg One Leg

@gregoryonelegory.bsky.social

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I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me https://www.instagram.com/greg_one_leg?igsh=am84a282dmx1bjEy&utm_source=qr My crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:buv5ty6wyqpigggxzc72v6ao/feed/aaaiksp2jw5vw

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Nov 20

Why is Gregory shortened to Greg when Gory is right there?!

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · Jun 7

Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · Jun 6

I've made it from the bed to the couch......

I'm ready to seize the day now

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 7

I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Jun 7

I used to manage a dildo factory.

We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.

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𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 @celestephase.bsky.social · Apr 28

Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears.

*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · Jun 6

Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Jun 4

I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Jun 5

My trick is to make my indoor clothes also my outdoor clothes.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · Jun 5

I think I'm over this being human thing

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 5

I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · Jun 5

You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · May 22

Good morning.

Don’t say it back.

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Jun 5

I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Jun 5

You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Jun 5

Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Jun 5

Me, to my pillow: did you cum?

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · Jun 4

you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Jun 4

I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · May 21

relationship status: sending myself nudes

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Jun 3

Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Apr 20

Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Jun 4

Amazing news. Congratulations ❤️

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Jun 3

Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses.

Others, ski masks.

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · Jun 3

Make it look like you're bobbing for apples while you're down there.

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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · Jun 3

I've been single for so long that my type isn't even my type anymore

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