InTheRuins
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InTheRuins
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· Dec 1
Some days I'm really glad my life isn't filmed live before a studio audience.
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If Liam Neeson is gonna narrate some quack documentary we should pay Jesse Plemons 30 billion dollars to read things for two hours like “the earth is clearly round” “you should eat a healthy diet of a variety of foods and not just wet beef” & “do not suntan your butthole, it does not need that”
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If Liam Neeson is gonna narrate some quack documentary we should pay Jesse Plemons 30 billion dollars to read things for two hours like “the earth is clearly round” “you should eat a healthy diet of a variety of foods and not just wet beef” & “do not suntan your butthole, it does not need that”
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If you're a dad, they're all Dad jokes.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you're a dad, they're all Dad jokes.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
If you're not a dad, then you have no excuse.
I don't like Asian cattle and now I’m being accused of yaks evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don't like Asian cattle and now I’m being accused of yaks evasion.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
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Once again,TIME magazine has named "Assholes" as person of the year.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Once again,TIME magazine has named "Assholes" as person of the year.
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😂 this comment section is a dad-joke Superfund site
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
😂 this comment section is a dad-joke Superfund site
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How the Grinch Won Friends and Influenced People
How the Grinch prolapsed his anus
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
How the Grinch Won Friends and Influenced People
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My favorite time of year. FINALLY!
Meat & cheese tray season.
Meat & cheese tray season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My favorite time of year. FINALLY!
Meat & cheese tray season.
Meat & cheese tray season.
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no dms, I only respond to strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords
no dms, I only respond to the sound of twigs and leaves crunching underfoot something behind you when you're alone in the woods
no dm's, i only answer to tcp handshake requests
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
no dms, I only respond to strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits...
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits...
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
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There is an e-document ready for your e-signature you e-diot
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There is an e-document ready for your e-signature you e-diot
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if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko
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It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky
Olivia or Fauxlivia, either one
Olivia or Fauxlivia, either one
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky
Olivia or Fauxlivia, either one
Olivia or Fauxlivia, either one
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Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
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that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot light
in my weird position
that's me in the spot light
in my weird position
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot light
in my weird position
that's me in the spot light
in my weird position
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youtube.com/watch?v=qSkN...
It's about that time.
It's about that time.
Fairytale of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl) [Top of The Pops Dec 1987]
YouTube video by ThePoguesOfficial
youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=qSkN...
It's about that time.
It's about that time.
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I tend to only retain knowledge for as long as I need said knowledge so don’t ask me about the Pythagorean theorem or what I ate for breakfast yesterday morning
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I tend to only retain knowledge for as long as I need said knowledge so don’t ask me about the Pythagorean theorem or what I ate for breakfast yesterday morning
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You’ll be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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Cirque Du Soleil but it’s just all my personalities on swings.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cirque Du Soleil but it’s just all my personalities on swings.