Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
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At the corner of Bliss and Blunt. Do not make me punch you. October 18 2025 NO KINGS www.nokings.org
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wylienewmark.bsky.social
<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
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webjournalist.bsky.social
It’s tradition that when you see the frogs, you show them respect 🫡

(Someone should do the Creed cut with the footage)
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rebelyell1.bsky.social
As a Buddhist, I can’t pray for his death, but I can pray for an end to our suffering.
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
lol the Tom Steyer and for Prop 50 in CA is pretty good.
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
teaching my dog a new trick called ‘boop there’s your nose’ and she’s already pretty good at doing absolutely nothing about it.
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dumbbeezie.bsky.social
I am not taking medical advice from a man who looks like a piece of gum on a sidewalk in Phoenix
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madamelacrooz.bsky.social
Dudnt mean you’re no knight. Carry on. 👍🏽
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
When the tech lords and ice ca-morons come for San Francisco we’re gonna make them trip so hard they try to detain Jerry and Sly.
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
but I liked your knighthood (or now naughthood as it were) so sad my reply guy is a dishonorably slow knave

All hail and kneel before Darren of Shite and hurry up he’s got stuff to do most vastly. So mote it bee ba do ba bee dodee dah.
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
Some of my friends have colleagues that win Nobel prizes but I have colleagues that think I’m bad ass and that’s as close as I’ll ever be to a Nobel and that’s practically a Babybel so…
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
trump officials in the situation room
happy man in a camouflage snuggie holding the remote control, watching tv
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
My neighborhood is *the* place to trick or treat around these parts so I’m stockpiling candy but I’ve nearly finished all the Peanut M&M’s already. Fuck them kids. Have a Snickers you big baby.
madamelacrooz.bsky.social
Did my first ‘public facing’ event in quite some time (ahem) so when the yung’un facing me in my car before we went in saw me dip below the dash I made sure to let her know I was using a tweezers and not cocaine. #sigh
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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lostcatdog.bsky.social
Every dad should be able to touch one downed power line, as a treat
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dorsalstream.bsky.social
Gotta get ready for Halloween *drinks 6 raw Cadbury Creme Eggs Rocky style*
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ddayen.bsky.social
The problem is that Trump has so backed the U.S. economy into a corner that China recognizes that if they shut down data center construction they shut down the country. It's pathological to give another country this much leverage over your affairs.
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theferocity.bsky.social
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
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filth-waste.bsky.social
if you hold the door open for a man and they are visibly uncomfortable about it, you can give them a playful slap on the ass for encouragement
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dumbmike.bsky.social
While writing for Marvel Comics, I invented Cabbage, a green version of Carnage who turns his hands into salad spinners instead of cool knives. The company sued me for six years of back pay, and I have security camera footage if editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski planting a car bomb under my Nissan Leaf.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please
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kenny-loggoff.bsky.social
it take 242 howler monkey to turn over cop car