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Madame LaCrooz
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At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.

Do not make me punch you.
Pinned
A study of violent vs. non-violent civil resistance since 1900:
3.5 %
That's what it takes.
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December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Day six of my new art-heist career:
Feeling discouraged, and tossing around the idea of simply starting a boutique luminescent PPE company called “Heist-Vis”
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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had a little mix up in the
produce department when
i asked if i could take a leak
and now im not allowed
back to the grocery store
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle

MARY: what should we name him

*baby shits all over*

JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This piece is cooking
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A crypto company with $4M in revenue and a $3B market cap that is led by Devin Nunes that merges with a nuclear fusion play is NOT going to develop a new technology. This is just what an overvalued company with no meaningful value proposition does before it pops. www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...
Trump's media company to merge with nuclear fusion startup
The deal would expand the president's business interests into the heavily regulated nuclear space.
www.axios.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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terrifying if literal: head chef
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Now there is evidence - the drone swarmes over European critical Infrastructure come from Russian vessels. Sink them all.

www.digitaldigging.org/p/they-drone...
They Droned Back
Young journalists expose Russian-linked vessels circling off the Dutch and German coast
www.digitaldigging.org
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I was going to come here to say exactly this! The point isn't to have a functioning nuclear fusion generator. It's a vaporware scam.

The people who build the fossil gas power station and the people who dig up and sell the gas will get $$ in the ensuing years, while constantly promising fusion
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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You ever think how Star-nosed moles are just out there existing without permission, all the time, even while you’re sleeping.
December 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I feel bad for the dirt that has to eat that guy, maybe just shoot him into space so some advanced life form will find him and fix that shit or Sigourney Weaver his Alien monster self.
I will take a literal shit on his grave
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I'll be home for Christmas because it's where I live.
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.

Together, we can stop this.

Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Another rejected Dick Tracy villain.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The smoke soothed bones and the crackity crack neck.
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Me to dog: keep the house safe while we're gone

Dog: i am afraid of wind
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Donating my body to seance.
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Inna gadda da vida baby
youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe...
IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968 (ORIGINAL FULL VERSION) CD SOUND & 3D VIDEO
YouTube video by pauloget
youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Heard a hint of zeppelin and it had me up way way way past my bedtime cuz it got very very very loud cuz I’m the one with the remote
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The ghost of Christmas past and a whole lotta kids.
Cartoonist: Dave Granlund
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The B-52s: Where should we plan to play in Italy?

Manager: Rome, if you want to.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM