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Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · Dec 9

I will always love you.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 21d

One more time but with less feeling.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Sep 2

I imagine the last day of this administration is going to feel like finally getting out of a horrible timeshare.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"

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Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · Sep 2

a woman is running down a hallway in a hospital while a group of women are standing behind her .

ALT: a woman is running down a hallway in a hospital while a group of women are standing behind her .

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I cordially invite you to an evening of suck.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Sep 2

Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I see you just posted something inspirational.

First time on the internet?

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · Sep 1

Allow me to overthink that for you

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Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · Sep 2

get in loser, we’re ignoring pumpkin-spice princess season

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Aug 24

When they say: "just be yourself" - I am lost, which version of me I should be.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Aug 26

Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.

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Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social · Feb 22

My dog stares out the window like he's recreating a Joe Biden meme.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Aug 2

Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Jul 29

me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds?

realtor:

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Jul 29

*scrolls headlines

all that lead paint really fucked us up

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Aug 5

My scat singing is writing checks my falsetto can’t cash

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Aug 7

Is it really only Wednesday?

I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · Aug 6

They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Aug 6

[alien with coke bottle glasses]

TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · Jul 30

They said do what you love, so I went back to sleep.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · Jul 31

Who called it grand theft auto for christians… and not Jesus take the wheel?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 1

Are those your midlife crisis underwear?

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Aug 2

I would never judge another woman just for being a skanky ho

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · Aug 2

fuck around and get a presidential pardon

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