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Jersey girl in Europe. Knitter. Go Phils. Go Birds. She/her.
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
My apologies I forgot he was actually just positively quoting Bill Maher, who says that the Serbs and Muslims got over it
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
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men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
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It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
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Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey
share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9
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Harlow's still here
Fifty years ago, Harlow was the queen of Philadelphia nightlife, Jack Kelly’s girlfriend, and the city's most famous transgender woman. Today, she’s ready to tell her story.
share.inquirer.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey
share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9
share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9
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between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
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Babygirl, please, just hit the batting cages with a yellow Gatorade and a soft pretzel, you don’t need to be doing all this 😭
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Babygirl, please, just hit the batting cages with a yellow Gatorade and a soft pretzel, you don’t need to be doing all this 😭
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The text generator generates text. If you ask it for persuasive text, it generates text that is more persuasive. The text generator cannot lie, or tell the truth—it just generates text. Every time we say “the bot lied” we are misleading ourselves.
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The text generator generates text. If you ask it for persuasive text, it generates text that is more persuasive. The text generator cannot lie, or tell the truth—it just generates text. Every time we say “the bot lied” we are misleading ourselves.
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Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
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helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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Remember when Tom Cotton wanted to do this to Americans in American cities and the New York Times was like “he’s right and he should say it”
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Remember when Tom Cotton wanted to do this to Americans in American cities and the New York Times was like “he’s right and he should say it”
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
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So I covered the spread of COVID on Chinese social media in late 2019 into early 2020. And it really does feel a lot like that again, but instead of tracking mentions of the spread of a dangerous virus it's, uh, a complete economic collapse...
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So I covered the spread of COVID on Chinese social media in late 2019 into early 2020. And it really does feel a lot like that again, but instead of tracking mentions of the spread of a dangerous virus it's, uh, a complete economic collapse...
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The CDC had once been a fun place to work. People would pop into one another’s offices with questions. After RFK Jr. took the helm, it was different. There was a lot of crying. “Like a dark cloak had fallen over us,” an employee thought.
Doughnuts and Bullets: The Absurdity of Working for RFK Jr.
What happens when your new boss thinks you’re a child killer?
nymag.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The CDC had once been a fun place to work. People would pop into one another’s offices with questions. After RFK Jr. took the helm, it was different. There was a lot of crying. “Like a dark cloak had fallen over us,” an employee thought.
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Cocaine so white the Phillies signed it to a 3 year $60 million dollar deal.
Cocaine so white it just got Dutch Bros
Cocaine so white it has a 401k and paid stock options.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Cocaine so white the Phillies signed it to a 3 year $60 million dollar deal.
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This is insane. I cannot believe we are such a trash fire country that CNN, who makes the news, is now in bed with the company that lets you bet on the news. As if they couldn't lose any more credibility now we'll know execs are spiking stories based on how they bet and not just to suck Trump off
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is insane. I cannot believe we are such a trash fire country that CNN, who makes the news, is now in bed with the company that lets you bet on the news. As if they couldn't lose any more credibility now we'll know execs are spiking stories based on how they bet and not just to suck Trump off
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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literally nobody outside a small circle of sickos cares about this story and is certainly not going shell out actual american dollars for it.
If it feels bigger to you than that, that's because bluesky is overindexed on these specific sickos.
If it feels bigger to you than that, that's because bluesky is overindexed on these specific sickos.
“It can be hard to compete with the likes of Britney Spears and Emily Henry for attention and sales.”
Does scandal sell? Not for Olivia Nuzzi’s book so far | CNN
“We ordered a lot and so far, people have not been beating down the door,” said one bookseller.
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
literally nobody outside a small circle of sickos cares about this story and is certainly not going shell out actual american dollars for it.
If it feels bigger to you than that, that's because bluesky is overindexed on these specific sickos.
If it feels bigger to you than that, that's because bluesky is overindexed on these specific sickos.