The Scrolli Lama
@thescrollilama.bsky.social
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Wisdom from the rooftop patio.
Stillness with a twist. 🍸
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dogs are so funny like here is a tiny idiot for you to live with
My youngest just told me that the hamster’s penis is bigger than her friend’s. For everyone's sake, I really hope she was talking about her friend’s hamster.
We are probably at the point where ChatGPT will be people's best friend
Get you someone who looks at you like this cat looks at me all day. Pure love.
Our backyard is where the (critter) magic happens with our squirrel houses, bird baths - zen! 🪄✨
Our neighbor’s doggie wants in on the action!
Love seeing his wittle head pop up to see what we’re doing! 😭💕
Our neighbor’s doggie wants in on the action!
Love seeing his wittle head pop up to see what we’re doing! 😭💕
ME: i love you so much little baby
MY BABY: *squeaky balloon noise*
MY BABY: *squeaky balloon noise*
I like to maintain a sense of mystery and intrigue by sending a pic of only one boob
“mutuals” is too impersonal, i call you guys “my toilet friends”
The DSM: Autistic people have a hard time making friends and maintaining relationships
Autistic people (barely keeping their heads above water most days): You think?? 🤔
Autistic people (barely keeping their heads above water most days): You think?? 🤔
oh, "ffs" wasn't a good response to, "I love you", I'll try again
Any dinner can be a murder mystery dinner if you're ambitious enough.
Therapist: Where do you want to start?
Me: I saw a flamenco dancer in my hair gob this morning.
Therapist: I'm going to need cash upfront
Me: I saw a flamenco dancer in my hair gob this morning.
Therapist: I'm going to need cash upfront
I know I truly love and care about someone when I add their location to my weather app so I can check to see what their day is like over there
math teacher: if you have 15 strips of bacon and four friends, two of whom want three strips each, one wants to have five, and the last wants none at all, what are you left with?
me: one friend
me: one friend
“In a world of loud egos and increasing unhappiness, the countercultural strategy is to cultivate your quiet ego. This starts by questioning a great deal of conventional wisdom,” writes Arthur C. Brooks:
Is Your Ego Too Loud? Here’s How to Hush It.
We live in a world of noisy narcissism, but you can escape the cacophony—and be happier.
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imagine hating dinosaurs so much you blow them up with a giant meteor, bury them under millions of tons of rock, and create an entirely new species to dig up their liquified ooze and burn it
Bizarre love triangle, but it’s me, an extra large pizza, and a Costco sheet cake. I am, of course, wearing jorts.
pretty sure i once bought shrooms from this dude at a phish show
Waking up. It’s all the same and not a movie; sighs, once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.
Don’t forget to put a shot of tequila, some salt, and lime out tonight for the Cinco de Mayo fairy
Currently operating on vibes, caffeine, and delusion.
Met some friends in Central Park today. There was a group doing yoga nearby and a curly headed blond toddler watching them started mimicking their positions. We clapped and the kid made a beeline for me, and we high fived. I’m not sure which of us was happier.
Happy Star Wars Day @bannerite.bsky.social
⭐🌟⭐ May The Force Be With You On May The 4th & Also Every Day ⭐🌟⭐
#BlueSkyFriends #StarWars #Jedi 🦋🥷🏻🩵
🥳🥳🥳 #MayThe4thBeWithYou 🥳🥳🥳
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⭐🌟⭐ May The Force Be With You On May The 4th & Also Every Day ⭐🌟⭐
#BlueSkyFriends #StarWars #Jedi 🦋🥷🏻🩵
🥳🥳🥳 #MayThe4thBeWithYou 🥳🥳🥳
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