Tim Johnson
@timjohnsonmn.bsky.social
I have to admit it's getting better, a little better all the time.
TJ helping Iowa State exorcise some demons.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
TJ helping Iowa State exorcise some demons.
I'm not super close to densely wooded areas so it's always wild to see all the deer prints in the snow in my neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'm not super close to densely wooded areas so it's always wild to see all the deer prints in the snow in my neighborhood.
Kirk Ferentz and Chuck Grassley
a cartoon of spider-man fighting another spider-man in front of a nypd truck
ALT: a cartoon of spider-man fighting another spider-man in front of a nypd truck
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December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Kirk Ferentz and Chuck Grassley
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The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I recognize it was an easy opponent, but this would be incredible if just 5 dudes were shooting at an unguarded basket.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I recognize it was an easy opponent, but this would be incredible if just 5 dudes were shooting at an unguarded basket.
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee Lite is the single greatest one hit wonder of all time. Fight me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee Lite is the single greatest one hit wonder of all time. Fight me.
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How the Grinch Swole Christmas
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How the Grinch Swole Christmas
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
All of these college fan bases in this coaching carousel seem upset that they aren't getting the next Nick Saban. Yet they all seem to forget
his MSU years.
his MSU years.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
All of these college fan bases in this coaching carousel seem upset that they aren't getting the next Nick Saban. Yet they all seem to forget
his MSU years.
his MSU years.
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College students who can’t handle their strictest instructors need to grow up, which is part of what they’re there for. TPUSA and OU are ironically doing the triggered snowflake participation trophy shtick and harming everyone’s ability to grow up in the process
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
College students who can’t handle their strictest instructors need to grow up, which is part of what they’re there for. TPUSA and OU are ironically doing the triggered snowflake participation trophy shtick and harming everyone’s ability to grow up in the process
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And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
What's Christian Ponder doing these days? He's only 37...
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What's Christian Ponder doing these days? He's only 37...
The year I lived next to CHC in Ames was thr best.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The year I lived next to CHC in Ames was thr best.
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ESPN is hot garbage.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ESPN is hot garbage.
As is tradition
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As is tradition
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
For the group that thinks terrorists are hiding bombs in everything, I'd think they'd think casual wear is a positive.
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
For the group that thinks terrorists are hiding bombs in everything, I'd think they'd think casual wear is a positive.
Arkansas fans are delusional
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Arkansas fans are delusional
No YOU'RE eating from a 2 lb bag of shredded cheese over the sink.
...Yes, all of my exes are clearly doing better than me.
...Yes, all of my exes are clearly doing better than me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No YOU'RE eating from a 2 lb bag of shredded cheese over the sink.
...Yes, all of my exes are clearly doing better than me.
...Yes, all of my exes are clearly doing better than me.
What is this weird feeling of giddiness?
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What is this weird feeling of giddiness?
if you are a brewer in the Twin Cities metro looking for a change, hit me up. We have some potential opportunities at Bizzy you might be interested in.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
if you are a brewer in the Twin Cities metro looking for a change, hit me up. We have some potential opportunities at Bizzy you might be interested in.
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It remains very fun that the guy from the O.C. and Gotham became one of the biggest and most clearly spoken critics of crypto and is just chilling in the replies dropping the same gifs we would
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It remains very fun that the guy from the O.C. and Gotham became one of the biggest and most clearly spoken critics of crypto and is just chilling in the replies dropping the same gifs we would