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kaylor⏩
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pres ordered Canopy NWA to stop using federal funds to assist 25 refugee families who have ALREADY arrived in NWA and are trying to restart their lives. here's Canopy's response, link to donate is thru the website www.canopynwa.org/blog/we-wont...
WE WON'T ABANDON REFUGEES IN OUR COMMUNITY. - Canopy Northwest Arkansas
Canopy has been instructed to abandon the refugee families who arrived in the last three months.We won’t abandon refugees in our community. –January 27th 2025, A Message from Joanna Krause, Executive ...
www.canopynwa.org
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i am voting for the ReliaQuest Bowl. Maybe the most prestigious non-Playoff bowl, B1G vs. SEC, great matchups every year, but you have to say "this used to be the Outback Bowl" because nobody knows what a Reliaquest is and they don't have a Bloomin' Onion mascot
What bowl is the antithesis of the Pop Tarts Bowl?

Like which one is the polar opposite in every way of the buzz-and-goodwill having Pop Tarts Bowl (you can sub in the Duke's Mayo Bowl and ask this same question idc)
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The term for a player who opts out of the Military Bowl is "conscientious objector." Something for you to think about as you criticize Pitt for "not taking the game seriously" or whatever
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Well timely response to news cycle is a type of skill, I suppose. I question if it’s a musical skill.
I respectfully disagree.

I heard it first and immediately as the event happened.

It's how I became aware of him originally.

His genre is making music out of news, as it happens. It's a real talent, and that one is a masterpiece IMO.
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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What is the distinction between a “bigger butt” and a “bigger-looking butt”?

Are they implying that my AuDHD creates creates a gravitational lens around my butt?

Are they implying my AuDHD causes me to pick cloths that make my Ass look bigger than it is?
Oh now they tell me
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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"we sat down with Adult-Neuropsychologist S. Mixalot PhD to evaluate-"
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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anything other than the brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and blueberry flavors are hedonistic self-indulgence. sodom and gomorrah were destroyed for less
Ok ok it's relevant:

Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Mina got Patcalled
Went to a movie last night and a dude walked into the theater, yelled DRAKE MAYE, then quietly found his seat. Honestly didn’t mind it.
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Jeez these camels are cool as hell
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I haven’t wanted to say it but YOLO.

Jesse Wells is not John Prine. He isn’t even close.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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a franchise QB on IR sitting in a suite during a game is weak IMO!
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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you don't just walk into Max Brosmer's house and expect to win
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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“kickers are too good now” mfs when brandon aubrey shanks a kick so hard the ball lands in west virginia
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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IAN EAGLE YOU CANT SAY THAT
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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how dangerous is your basement
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Peyton Manning is lucky he can play football because that is one oafy dopey balding mf. Can you imagine that guy being, like, your accountant? You'd hate him. He'd send you the worst holiday cards too like Ski-sons Greetings and it's a picture of his dumb family on a ski trip
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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as we go on 100+ hours no heat and 72+ hours of no power in the middle of buffalo winter, the property manager has decided he would like some gratitude for all the work he has done
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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He said he “didn’t give a shit about Halloween” and the Packers immediately hit a rough patch. He’s now looking to appease the holiday spirits. Smart coach. Adaptable coach.
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Christmas morning at the LaFleur household:

"I don't think my wife thought I was a good boy this year, so I don't think she got me anything. I was on the naughty list."
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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She's confused about all the screens and swing passes in the red zone too.
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Christmas morning at the LaFleur household:

"I don't think my wife thought I was a good boy this year, so I don't think she got me anything. I was on the naughty list."
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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The judge also ordered that teachers have a right to misgender trans youth even when the parents know of and are supportive of their trans child. Just in case you thought this was actually about parental rights.
24 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Judge overturns CA school policy on outing trans kids, rules parents have right to know & teachers a right to tell them but no mention of child's rights. Case likely bound for Supremes. Weirdly CA law allows abortion w/o parental notification.
Federal judge rules California teachers are allowed to ‘out’ transgender students to parents
The ruling applies to all public schools in California and is a victory for two teachers who claimed that district policies violated their constitutional free speech and religious rights.
edsource.org
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM