@cmel3.bsky.social
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hey does anybody want to buy some huge jewels i found
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hey does anybody want to buy some huge jewels i found
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i dont need AI to jerk off. like a good red blood american, i get horny for the Green M&M
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i dont need AI to jerk off. like a good red blood american, i get horny for the Green M&M
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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Just corrected my posture on the train and became the dominant commuter
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just corrected my posture on the train and became the dominant commuter
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Barry and The Nameless One
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Barry and The Nameless One
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this little piggy cried "oui oui oui" all the way home? that motherfucker was french????
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
this little piggy cried "oui oui oui" all the way home? that motherfucker was french????
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Charlie Kirk walks into a bar. oh wait, he can’t do that anymore
September 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Charlie Kirk walks into a bar. oh wait, he can’t do that anymore
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he died as he lived, making a full throated endorsement of the 2nd amendment
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
he died as he lived, making a full throated endorsement of the 2nd amendment
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Did u guys see the Tesla robot video? I think it's dying
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Did u guys see the Tesla robot video? I think it's dying
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The fortune in my fortune cookie says that I have a knack for putting on other people's shoes. Like, that is so me.
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The fortune in my fortune cookie says that I have a knack for putting on other people's shoes. Like, that is so me.
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i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
September 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
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THERAPIST: You need to stop being so dismissive.
ME: That's stupid.
ME: That's stupid.
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
THERAPIST: You need to stop being so dismissive.
ME: That's stupid.
ME: That's stupid.
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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enough already! i've had it! from now on the only pronoun i want to hear about is the second person possessive (your mom)
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
enough already! i've had it! from now on the only pronoun i want to hear about is the second person possessive (your mom)
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Jerk me off like you’re trying to start a lawn mower or don’t waste my time.
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jerk me off like you’re trying to start a lawn mower or don’t waste my time.
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I wonder if town world is quiet and firm, like me, babe
August 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wonder if town world is quiet and firm, like me, babe
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exploring town world one bite at a time......
August 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
exploring town world one bite at a time......
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this is how they think
September 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is how they think
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She’s a 10 but on the Richter scale run for your lives
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
She’s a 10 but on the Richter scale run for your lives
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flipping through browser tabs and open spreadsheets trying to piece together what i was working on before the long weekend like i'm guy pearce in memento
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
flipping through browser tabs and open spreadsheets trying to piece together what i was working on before the long weekend like i'm guy pearce in memento
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People will believe anything, I told someone I just met that I spent fourteen years at sea studying law and they were like oh nice
August 4, 2023 at 2:29 AM
People will believe anything, I told someone I just met that I spent fourteen years at sea studying law and they were like oh nice