Janey M
@dancingonjelly.bsky.social
Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. ADHD.
She/her; they/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Show me your cats and dogs!
She/her; they/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Show me your cats and dogs!
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me whipping out my "is this AI?" magnifying glass
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
me whipping out my "is this AI?" magnifying glass
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trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
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Handy summary. Taken down by a charming socialist. 🤷♀️
Trump is utterly charmed; Mamdani convinced him that all they both want is for NY to be great; Trump is defending Mamdani from loaded questions by his pet reporters and wants to be his best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Handy summary. Taken down by a charming socialist. 🤷♀️
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New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New meme format just dropped:
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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Awesome cow. Awesome sanctuary. Awesome Patreon.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Awesome cow. Awesome sanctuary. Awesome Patreon.
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I have to try the door and say "Locked." Inside I point at the stove burners and say "Off. Off. Off. Off." to confirm they are indeed off.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have to try the door and say "Locked." Inside I point at the stove burners and say "Off. Off. Off. Off." to confirm they are indeed off.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Ordered a book and got an email saying it was delivered and a photo as proof of delivery.
Sadly, that photo is not from my building. Or any buildings nearby. 😅
Sadly, that photo is not from my building. Or any buildings nearby. 😅
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Ordered a book and got an email saying it was delivered and a photo as proof of delivery.
Sadly, that photo is not from my building. Or any buildings nearby. 😅
Sadly, that photo is not from my building. Or any buildings nearby. 😅
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Psychology’s core function under late-stage capitalism is to promote quietism and self-blame in order to quell that growing sense we all feel that something is deeply wrong and we should all come together to do something about it
You'll be pleased to know these include "have a laugh" "splash cold water on your face" and "don't eat processed foods" so do remember to do these things when you're freaking out 👍
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Hold an ice cube – and shake like a dog: therapists on 16 simple, surprising ways to beat stress
It can cause physiological and emotional problems, but none of us can avoid it entirely. Here are some of the best ways to react when stress hormones start coursing through your body ...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Psychology’s core function under late-stage capitalism is to promote quietism and self-blame in order to quell that growing sense we all feel that something is deeply wrong and we should all come together to do something about it
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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Today in Days I Did Not Know Today Was: International Men's Day. I appreciate you, my dudes.
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Today in Days I Did Not Know Today Was: International Men's Day. I appreciate you, my dudes.
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honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
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like listen, i don't care if you make fun of me in your group chat for my beliefs. go right ahead, i'm ridiculous,
but one of us has come face to face with an alligator ghost and it sounds like it wasn't you
but one of us has come face to face with an alligator ghost and it sounds like it wasn't you
when people meet me they often ask me if I REALLY believe in all of the things I say about the fae and I’m like “oh, no, not at all, except you know, when I do”
Remember that time when Ireland rerouted an entire highway to avoid pissing off the fairies that truly nobody believes in but we’ll just in case
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
like listen, i don't care if you make fun of me in your group chat for my beliefs. go right ahead, i'm ridiculous,
but one of us has come face to face with an alligator ghost and it sounds like it wasn't you
but one of us has come face to face with an alligator ghost and it sounds like it wasn't you
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This is brilliant. Like, vintage Colbert brilliant.
It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use!
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youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8
5 Secret Ways to Use ChatGPT Like an AI Pro (2025 easy prompt guide!)
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is brilliant. Like, vintage Colbert brilliant.
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Remember that time when Ireland rerouted an entire highway to avoid pissing off the fairies that truly nobody believes in but we’ll just in case
Oh definitely. Kinda like going to Iceland and having it explained that no, people don’t REALLY believe in elves. Also, don’t fuck with the elves.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Remember that time when Ireland rerouted an entire highway to avoid pissing off the fairies that truly nobody believes in but we’ll just in case
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when people meet me they often ask me if I REALLY believe in all of the things I say about the fae and I’m like “oh, no, not at all, except you know, when I do”
Remember that time when Ireland rerouted an entire highway to avoid pissing off the fairies that truly nobody believes in but we’ll just in case
Oh definitely. Kinda like going to Iceland and having it explained that no, people don’t REALLY believe in elves. Also, don’t fuck with the elves.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
when people meet me they often ask me if I REALLY believe in all of the things I say about the fae and I’m like “oh, no, not at all, except you know, when I do”
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What if dog was one of us
October 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What if dog was one of us
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I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again