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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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You know what to do.
As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You know what to do.
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If this year takes Miss Dolly we riot.
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If this year takes Miss Dolly we riot.
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@milibraries.bsky.social has a new petition out asking our legislators to protect the rights of Michiganders to read without censorship. Please sign below if access to a wide and varied collection in your library is important to you!
www.mirighttoread.com/sign
www.mirighttoread.com/sign
Sign the Petition — MI Right to Read
www.mirighttoread.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@milibraries.bsky.social has a new petition out asking our legislators to protect the rights of Michiganders to read without censorship. Please sign below if access to a wide and varied collection in your library is important to you!
www.mirighttoread.com/sign
www.mirighttoread.com/sign
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.
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You are askinge chatgpt questions. Ich am wavinge a cheerye hello to the local crowes. We are not the same.
May 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You are askinge chatgpt questions. Ich am wavinge a cheerye hello to the local crowes. We are not the same.
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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Join HVDSA in calling for the Dexter School Board to restore their policies that provided protection and dignity to transgender students. Our kids deserve better. Sign the petition to show your support! bit.ly/4jGZ1AX
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Join HVDSA in calling for the Dexter School Board to restore their policies that provided protection and dignity to transgender students. Our kids deserve better. Sign the petition to show your support! bit.ly/4jGZ1AX
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You know the rule.
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You know the rule.
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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*taps mic*
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
*taps mic*
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
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Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
The Defiance of Coyotes
How To Survive When Everyone Hates You
www.bannedinyourstate.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things
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Visit bit.ly/ProtectLibraryFunding to tell Congress to overturn the President’s harmful order to eliminate the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the only federal agency tdedicated to funding library services. Eliminating IMLS would harm ALL the Americans who rely on library services.
March 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Visit bit.ly/ProtectLibraryFunding to tell Congress to overturn the President’s harmful order to eliminate the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the only federal agency tdedicated to funding library services. Eliminating IMLS would harm ALL the Americans who rely on library services.
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
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We simply do not have to sacrifice the rights of trans people to save rights elsewhere and anybody that tells you otherwise is a fascist
March 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We simply do not have to sacrifice the rights of trans people to save rights elsewhere and anybody that tells you otherwise is a fascist
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holy shit this is a masterpiece
🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation
Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation?
Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket
Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶
🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation
Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation?
Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket
Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶
🎶 Working 8 to 6, but they call you after hours
Barely gettin’ by, lots of crying in the shower
You might prequalify, won’t even hurt your credit
Ran out of sick days--well, I hope y'all don’t catch it 🎶
Barely gettin’ by, lots of crying in the shower
You might prequalify, won’t even hurt your credit
Ran out of sick days--well, I hope y'all don’t catch it 🎶
Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” Adjusted for Late-Stage Capitalism
In case you need help with the tune. - - -Come in on a Sunday? You’ve gotta be jokin’ Christmas bonus was a car wash token Startin’ to think our sy...
buff.ly
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
holy shit this is a masterpiece
🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation
Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation?
Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket
Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶
🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation
Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation?
Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket
Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶
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The House is going to vote on a budget that proposes $880 billion in Medicaid cuts and a 20% reduction in SNAP funding. This would be dangerous and devastating. So let's fight.
In one of these districts? Know someone who is?
Please get them to call their offices and tell them to protect Medicaid.
In one of these districts? Know someone who is?
Please get them to call their offices and tell them to protect Medicaid.
To emphasize the importance of preserving Medicaid, we request that people in high-priority districts call and write their members of Congress who are in areas that have high Medicaid usage and whose reps have competitive seats. A handy list is below; the Capitol Switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
February 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The House is going to vote on a budget that proposes $880 billion in Medicaid cuts and a 20% reduction in SNAP funding. This would be dangerous and devastating. So let's fight.
In one of these districts? Know someone who is?
Please get them to call their offices and tell them to protect Medicaid.
In one of these districts? Know someone who is?
Please get them to call their offices and tell them to protect Medicaid.
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Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade.
Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym.
Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?"
And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."
Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym.
Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?"
And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."
February 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade.
Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym.
Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?"
And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."
Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym.
Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?"
And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."
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At Cabaret yesterday, Cliff said his line “…if you’re not against all this then you’re for it. Or you might as well be”. The audience interrupted the scene to applaud that line so strongly it stopped the show. Doing a show about the onset of fascism right now is. . . chilling.
February 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
At Cabaret yesterday, Cliff said his line “…if you’re not against all this then you’re for it. Or you might as well be”. The audience interrupted the scene to applaud that line so strongly it stopped the show. Doing a show about the onset of fascism right now is. . . chilling.
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IN THIS HOUSE we believe that ALL CATS are BEAUTIFUL, FASCISM is a plague on HUMANITY, the ONLY RESPONSE to illegal orders is FUCK YOU - MAKE ME, and EVERY DAY is SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY
ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY
This is a very important message you should share with the people in your life that may be hitting the streets to protest: never talk to the police! WATCH:
This is a very important message you should share with the people in your life that may be hitting the streets to protest: never talk to the police! WATCH:
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
IN THIS HOUSE we believe that ALL CATS are BEAUTIFUL, FASCISM is a plague on HUMANITY, the ONLY RESPONSE to illegal orders is FUCK YOU - MAKE ME, and EVERY DAY is SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY
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Donald Trump is trying to block trillions of dollars in federal funds to Meals on Wheels, Medicaid, and other critical programs that keep us safe and healthy. If allowed to go into effect, this would wreak havoc across the country.
Tell Congress: Trump cannot be allowed to defund our communities.
Tell Congress: Trump cannot be allowed to defund our communities.
Tell Congress: Don't defund our communities
President Trump’s decision to block trillions in federal funding to critical services already approved by Congress is a reckless, cruel, unprecedented power grab that will impact every one of us.
action.aclu.org
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Donald Trump is trying to block trillions of dollars in federal funds to Meals on Wheels, Medicaid, and other critical programs that keep us safe and healthy. If allowed to go into effect, this would wreak havoc across the country.
Tell Congress: Trump cannot be allowed to defund our communities.
Tell Congress: Trump cannot be allowed to defund our communities.
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You heard ‘em - time to use the Senate phone lines as therapy
At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks:
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You heard ‘em - time to use the Senate phone lines as therapy