DWGreen
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This is so accurate, it should be used as a textbook definition.
a CEO is a vibes based position who, upon learning that one woman can make a baby in nine months, reasons that 9 women can make a baby in one month but as a cost saving measure only hires 0.7 women for 29 hours a month to avoid having to pay benefits
Reminded of the post-9/11 tech surge at airports, where billions were spent on unproven new technology. We could've also just hired more screeners and given them shorter shifts to be more alert, but that would actually involve treating people well.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This is so accurate, it should be used as a textbook definition.
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I love every single thing about this.
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I love every single thing about this.
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Never kill yourself, we are so close.
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Never kill yourself, we are so close.
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But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes.
What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes.
What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
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Have another self-Picrew!
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Have another self-Picrew!
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
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Have seen many variations of this & broadly agree—but the part that struck me in the moment wasn’t “this is a microcosm for how America sucks” — it was “this is a microcosm for trying to behave democratically & respectfully of one another in a complex, evolving situation with things we can't know.”
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Have seen many variations of this & broadly agree—but the part that struck me in the moment wasn’t “this is a microcosm for how America sucks” — it was “this is a microcosm for trying to behave democratically & respectfully of one another in a complex, evolving situation with things we can't know.”
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
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The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked
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"Some people will never be bright. But with enough work anyone can be made stupid."
holy crap can I steal that??? I'm stealing that
holy crap can I steal that??? I'm stealing that
Stupid if you absolutely can be manufactured. Some people will never be bright. But with enough work anyone can be made stupid.
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"Some people will never be bright. But with enough work anyone can be made stupid."
holy crap can I steal that??? I'm stealing that
holy crap can I steal that??? I'm stealing that
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I'm gonna be honest, when I put up this photo this morning of me doing an errand, I DID think of Chris Fleming's bit about vibe dysphoria and cruel women who just happen to be small.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I'm gonna be honest, when I put up this photo this morning of me doing an errand, I DID think of Chris Fleming's bit about vibe dysphoria and cruel women who just happen to be small.
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I say this a lot, because it's true: Under capitalism, we ALL have a price. There's no one who can't be bought.
Some people are just a lot more expensive than others! :V
Some people are just a lot more expensive than others! :V
Hassan is another one.
He claims he was offered a cool mill just to do a quick ad read during his DNC visit.
People like that are why I don't think it's unrealistic for there to be humans who can resist the One Ring (at lest for awhile).
He claims he was offered a cool mill just to do a quick ad read during his DNC visit.
People like that are why I don't think it's unrealistic for there to be humans who can resist the One Ring (at lest for awhile).
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I say this a lot, because it's true: Under capitalism, we ALL have a price. There's no one who can't be bought.
Some people are just a lot more expensive than others! :V
Some people are just a lot more expensive than others! :V
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I've seen some folks giving into doomerism by citing the US's history of paramilitary violence shutting down fair elections in the South, and I want to add some historical context to support Jamelle here (as an historian of Reconstruction paramilitary violence)
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I've seen some folks giving into doomerism by citing the US's history of paramilitary violence shutting down fair elections in the South, and I want to add some historical context to support Jamelle here (as an historian of Reconstruction paramilitary violence)
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getting their asses kicked so hard, they're just abandoning vehicles and gear now. this is the behavior of an occupying army that's losing.
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
getting their asses kicked so hard, they're just abandoning vehicles and gear now. this is the behavior of an occupying army that's losing.
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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Fine, whatever, this random dog is your best performance in a horror or thriller
‘Good Boy’ star Indy the Dog has won ‘Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller’ at the Astra Film Awards.
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Fine, whatever, this random dog is your best performance in a horror or thriller
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Sit ups eliminated because they can't do them then why have them in the first place lmao. "These are more wishes than guidelines if we're honest"
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Sit ups eliminated because they can't do them then why have them in the first place lmao. "These are more wishes than guidelines if we're honest"
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wish I could internalize this
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your mileage may vary but my experience on here improved pretty noticeably when I stopped offering explanations to people whose questions sought conflict rather than answers
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
your mileage may vary but my experience on here improved pretty noticeably when I stopped offering explanations to people whose questions sought conflict rather than answers