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A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
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the thing about getting better is you have to get way worse first
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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istf

i swear to fuck

put that on my tombstone 🪦
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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no habla sports
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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well, mom and dad, 6.7 thousand people enjoy me so
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Minecraft and Ramen.

Fuck off world, I’m trying to relax.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Everyone’s gangster until their toast pops up.
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
January 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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we are the hamburgers they couldn’t help
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A turducken,

but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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RIP to all the beautiful shit posters, we’ve lost along the way 🤗
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Hot take: since Thanksgiving food is *all* food that is far better as leftovers you mcguyver get into strange sandwiches at 3am the next day, that is what Thanksgiving should be.

All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Go back in time?! Have you never set foot in a natural history museum?
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Thanksgiving combines the two things I love most.
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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i'm vegetarian so i'll be bringing my own thx dinner

gobble gobble MFers
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Him: "why are you naked?"

Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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superbowl? you mean a cauldron
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM