Entomologish
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Take me down to the Paranoid City
Where the grass is green and the girls are nice to my face but I’m pretty sure they’re all laughing at me behind my back.
Where the grass is green and the girls are nice to my face but I’m pretty sure they’re all laughing at me behind my back.
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Take me down to the Paranoid City
Where the grass is green and the girls are nice to my face but I’m pretty sure they’re all laughing at me behind my back.
Where the grass is green and the girls are nice to my face but I’m pretty sure they’re all laughing at me behind my back.
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
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The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food
Must not eat pork pie 🥧
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food
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January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
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Tired of everyone criticising me for my words and actions. What of my rich inner life? What of my pure intentions?
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Tired of everyone criticising me for my words and actions. What of my rich inner life? What of my pure intentions?
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I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
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Did my dad write this
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Did my dad write this
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If I was ever attacked by an alien in “alien” I’d simply close my mouth and not be infected with an egg. Seems pretty simple tbh.
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If I was ever attacked by an alien in “alien” I’d simply close my mouth and not be infected with an egg. Seems pretty simple tbh.
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
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Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
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The greatest thing that's ever been on television is Rik Mayall reading George's Marvellous Medicine on Jackanory.
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The greatest thing that's ever been on television is Rik Mayall reading George's Marvellous Medicine on Jackanory.
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please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
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Therapist suggested I needed to work on my anger. He backed down pretty quick. Smart move, doc.
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Therapist suggested I needed to work on my anger. He backed down pretty quick. Smart move, doc.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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I always use AI to write Christmas cards because otherwise they’d be Chrstms crds.
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I always use AI to write Christmas cards because otherwise they’d be Chrstms crds.
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you kept a shrimp as a pet then act surprised that he’s a little scamp?
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
you kept a shrimp as a pet then act surprised that he’s a little scamp?
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December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Half Ma’am Half Brisket
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If I was the manager of a hotel, I'd offer visitors an extensive range of Do Not Disturb door signs which include exceptions for very specific occasions
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If I was the manager of a hotel, I'd offer visitors an extensive range of Do Not Disturb door signs which include exceptions for very specific occasions
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Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper?
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper?
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
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Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
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imagine getting stung by a jellyfish after everyone ate asparagus
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
imagine getting stung by a jellyfish after everyone ate asparagus