Loss Cat
@mackhall.bsky.social
MeowMeowBeenz™ takes everything subjective and unspoken about human interaction and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers. I've never felt so alive
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Work harder? No
Work smarter? Also no
Work hyper-focused out of spite and autism? Yes.
Work smarter? Also no
Work hyper-focused out of spite and autism? Yes.
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Work harder? No
Work smarter? Also no
Work hyper-focused out of spite and autism? Yes.
Work smarter? Also no
Work hyper-focused out of spite and autism? Yes.
I believe it was Buffalo Lee who said, "if you put the lotion in the basket, it becomes the basket. Be lotion, my friend."
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I believe it was Buffalo Lee who said, "if you put the lotion in the basket, it becomes the basket. Be lotion, my friend."
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Every day now my kitten has taken a shit the minute I get in the door. Need a superhero right now? Behold: the human brown note
January 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day now my kitten has taken a shit the minute I get in the door. Need a superhero right now? Behold: the human brown note
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January 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Washing down these Immodium with a large DQ Blizzard. Taking bets on the winner
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Washing down these Immodium with a large DQ Blizzard. Taking bets on the winner
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*kicks your front door open*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
January 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*kicks your front door open*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
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Honey, I Smoked the Mids
January 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Honey, I Smoked the Mids
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shouting "yes daddy" throughout the colonoscopy so everyone is equally uncomfortable
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
shouting "yes daddy" throughout the colonoscopy so everyone is equally uncomfortable
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In a way we are all getting tortured to death. Just at various speeds
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In a way we are all getting tortured to death. Just at various speeds
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THERAPIST: You need more friends
ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week
THERAPIST: ...
ME: ...
THERAPIST: ... So all of these-
ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys
ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week
THERAPIST: ...
ME: ...
THERAPIST: ... So all of these-
ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys
January 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THERAPIST: You need more friends
ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week
THERAPIST: ...
ME: ...
THERAPIST: ... So all of these-
ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys
ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week
THERAPIST: ...
ME: ...
THERAPIST: ... So all of these-
ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys
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"The password is," the game show host whispers, "Bukkake."
Betty White slowly puts down the card and offers the clue, "Facial…"
"Cream?" her partner guesses.
Everyone looks to the judges…
Betty White slowly puts down the card and offers the clue, "Facial…"
"Cream?" her partner guesses.
Everyone looks to the judges…
January 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"The password is," the game show host whispers, "Bukkake."
Betty White slowly puts down the card and offers the clue, "Facial…"
"Cream?" her partner guesses.
Everyone looks to the judges…
Betty White slowly puts down the card and offers the clue, "Facial…"
"Cream?" her partner guesses.
Everyone looks to the judges…
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I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.
January 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
theonion.com/man-suc...
theonion.com/man-suc...
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hey I just met you
I'm really lazy
please get my cheese fries
and feed the baby
I'm really lazy
please get my cheese fries
and feed the baby
January 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hey I just met you
I'm really lazy
please get my cheese fries
and feed the baby
I'm really lazy
please get my cheese fries
and feed the baby
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January 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I can't believe the D&D campaign I ran as a richly-detailed allegory for the threat of rising fascism didn't prevent this
January 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I can't believe the D&D campaign I ran as a richly-detailed allegory for the threat of rising fascism didn't prevent this
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In the eighties, we always thought you could at least turn your unwanted bots in for scrap metal. This future sucks balls.
January 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In the eighties, we always thought you could at least turn your unwanted bots in for scrap metal. This future sucks balls.
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BREAKING NEWS: Meta's new board member Dana White will oversee the company's Women's Safety team. CEO Mark Zuckerberg stated "Women often feel unsafe, and no one knows that better than Dana White".
January 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Meta's new board member Dana White will oversee the company's Women's Safety team. CEO Mark Zuckerberg stated "Women often feel unsafe, and no one knows that better than Dana White".
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And so the prophecy begins to unfold...
January 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And so the prophecy begins to unfold...
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as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal
January 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal
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Normalize accidentally saying "love you" to end a work call
January 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Normalize accidentally saying "love you" to end a work call
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Someone interrupted me mid mutter in the break room now I’ve gotta start my muttering again from scratch 😒
January 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Someone interrupted me mid mutter in the break room now I’ve gotta start my muttering again from scratch 😒