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Chelle

@metallicunt.bsky.social

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🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6

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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · Feb 21

A blithering of idiots, if you will.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 1d

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

@geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Meme about crazy town and their song butterfly and it says come, my buddy come come, my buddy you’re my buddy guy, sugar, buddy

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Chronic Illness Memes @chronicillnessmeme.bsky.social · 1d

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 1d

Still punk rock as I match my damn socks

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

trying to reason with my daughter has me saying shit like “does miraculous ladybug do that at school? *buzzer sound* no.. do the K Pop Demon Hunters do that at school? *buzzer sound * no, if you wannabe a big girl you don’t do that at school“

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d

Why would Lady Gaga write a song telling us to poke her face?

She’s weird

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I too am completely imaginary.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

“Habeus corpus? Oh, yeah. He was my roommate in military boarding school.”

-djt

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 1d

Will the owner of the foul-mouthed parrot please come to the front desk. Our receptionist won’t stop crying.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

don’t you think you’re being overdramatic your honor

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 1d

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

[seductively puts on a nasal strip after brushing my teeth for bed]

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Apr 8

don’t just check in on your friends. that’s selfish. check in on your enemies too. are they suffering? do they have regrets? good, good

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA is a major terrorist organization

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 1d

Just detoxed from human interaction for 72 hours. Highly recommend. It’s a great way to realize everyone else is the source of your inflammation.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Don't you just hate it when you do something stupid, like waking up?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 1d

Watching a two hour celebrity podcast about wellness is peak irony. Like, I’m watching this, so clearly I don't care about my wellness.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm really fucking tired of paying more and getting less.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.