Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
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Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
· May 14
Is Apeshit more or less crazy than Batshit? I need some clarity here, maybe a scale of crazy. And why are these two at the top? I bet Porcupine crazy is next level.
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Can’t wait to finally turn Fantasia into the cocaine and absinthe fueled dream ballet it was intended to be
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Can’t wait to finally turn Fantasia into the cocaine and absinthe fueled dream ballet it was intended to be
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I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
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Writing a physics thesis on crop dusting on escalators
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Writing a physics thesis on crop dusting on escalators
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therapist: what’s on your mind
me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
therapist: what’s on your mind
me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
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My kid informed me that 6-7 is cringe now. Our collective nightmare is at an end. Peace be with you 🕊️
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My kid informed me that 6-7 is cringe now. Our collective nightmare is at an end. Peace be with you 🕊️
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Sadly, the The More You Know star has gone supernova and left a dense compact object called a Should've Known black hole in its place.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sadly, the The More You Know star has gone supernova and left a dense compact object called a Should've Known black hole in its place.
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some highlights from my sister watching #DS9 for the first time
#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDS9
#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDS9
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
some highlights from my sister watching #DS9 for the first time
#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDS9
#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDS9
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If you are Miami, Texas, Notre Dame, or Alabama crying that "you belong in the CFP", then maybe you should look at yourselves in the mirror and face the facts that if you had won your games, you would be in...
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If you are Miami, Texas, Notre Dame, or Alabama crying that "you belong in the CFP", then maybe you should look at yourselves in the mirror and face the facts that if you had won your games, you would be in...
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Don't talk to me while I'm slow blinking at my cat
July 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't talk to me while I'm slow blinking at my cat
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Among the infinite parallel universes with infinite versions of me, I hope at least one of us is sleeping
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Among the infinite parallel universes with infinite versions of me, I hope at least one of us is sleeping
He choked the kick, OMG
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He choked the kick, OMG
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The guy in line in front of me at Popeye’s was dressed in full elf attire, including a hat & striped stockings & shoes with pointed toes.
I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Thank you for your service.”
I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Thank you for your service.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The guy in line in front of me at Popeye’s was dressed in full elf attire, including a hat & striped stockings & shoes with pointed toes.
I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Thank you for your service.”
I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Thank you for your service.”
The demons I battle daily all revolve around “what can I put in my mouth that will make me happy”.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The demons I battle daily all revolve around “what can I put in my mouth that will make me happy”.
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you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of my foot in your ass?
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of my foot in your ass?
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Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
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Great news, I fixed the flaw in Bluesky where no one was liking or reposting my skeets by deciding to be funny
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Great news, I fixed the flaw in Bluesky where no one was liking or reposting my skeets by deciding to be funny
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Some important dates for #UCF fans to remember:
Jan. 2-16 - Football Transfer Portal window
Feb. 4 - Spring Signing Period starts
Players on the two teams competing in the CFP national championship game get a five-day window from Jan. 20-24.
Jan. 2-16 - Football Transfer Portal window
Feb. 4 - Spring Signing Period starts
Players on the two teams competing in the CFP national championship game get a five-day window from Jan. 20-24.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some important dates for #UCF fans to remember:
Jan. 2-16 - Football Transfer Portal window
Feb. 4 - Spring Signing Period starts
Players on the two teams competing in the CFP national championship game get a five-day window from Jan. 20-24.
Jan. 2-16 - Football Transfer Portal window
Feb. 4 - Spring Signing Period starts
Players on the two teams competing in the CFP national championship game get a five-day window from Jan. 20-24.
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
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Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
I don’t root for Duke often (almost never), but when I do…they are playing the Gators.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don’t root for Duke often (almost never), but when I do…they are playing the Gators.