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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
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We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”
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I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
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Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
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wait holy shit the meme comes from the outline of the country of chad? how did i just find this out lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
wait holy shit the meme comes from the outline of the country of chad? how did i just find this out lol
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my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Names my fists Bert and Ernie because I'm about to Jim your Henson
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Names my fists Bert and Ernie because I'm about to Jim your Henson
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They’re rendering me nutritionally inert in an effort to stop birds from carrying me away but I think the birds are only doing it for sport
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They’re rendering me nutritionally inert in an effort to stop birds from carrying me away but I think the birds are only doing it for sport
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artificial intelligence but it’s just me pretending i understand something after you’ve explained it to me for the third time
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
artificial intelligence but it’s just me pretending i understand something after you’ve explained it to me for the third time
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putting a box fan in the window to blow falling snow into my 300 square foot studio apartment
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
putting a box fan in the window to blow falling snow into my 300 square foot studio apartment
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"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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unbelievable. the canonical example of an illegal order in the Law of War Manual is "an order to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
unbelievable. the canonical example of an illegal order in the Law of War Manual is "an order to fire upon the shipwrecked."
If I read something good a little voice in my head says,"Wow, I sure hope this one is true." If I read something bad the little voice says, "Well at least here's a decent chance they're totally wrong."
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If I read something good a little voice in my head says,"Wow, I sure hope this one is true." If I read something bad the little voice says, "Well at least here's a decent chance they're totally wrong."
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📉 The January-September net income of Russia's largest oil producer Rosneft fell by 70% year-on-year to 277 billion roubles ($3.57 billion) amid high interest rates, cheaper oil and a stronger rouble, - Reuters
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
📉 The January-September net income of Russia's largest oil producer Rosneft fell by 70% year-on-year to 277 billion roubles ($3.57 billion) amid high interest rates, cheaper oil and a stronger rouble, - Reuters
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November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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mugging people in my replies by commenting that i have a gun
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
mugging people in my replies by commenting that i have a gun
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I'm biased bc my mom cowrote it but I love Cooking Up A Storm, the times-picayune's recipe book compiled from people who wrote into the newspaper to help them find recipes they lost after Hurricane Katrina through archival research or crowdsourcing
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm biased bc my mom cowrote it but I love Cooking Up A Storm, the times-picayune's recipe book compiled from people who wrote into the newspaper to help them find recipes they lost after Hurricane Katrina through archival research or crowdsourcing
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banks should allow for some light gambling. you should be able to rock paper scissors the teller for an extra five dollars
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
banks should allow for some light gambling. you should be able to rock paper scissors the teller for an extra five dollars
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