Ross Luker
@rossywahwah.bsky.social
Being. Human, more or less. Guitars, powerlifting and IT. I get paid for one of these, and it's the wrong one. Yes that is a picture of the inside of my head.
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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I've never watched Call The Midwife.
Here's what I think it's about
Here's what I think it's about
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I've never watched Call The Midwife.
Here's what I think it's about
Here's what I think it's about
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I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
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Actually watching TV without doomscrolling at the same time is so fucking relaxing. Also TV is a high art form when compared to the AI gloop and fear mongering racism that is served up on social media.
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Actually watching TV without doomscrolling at the same time is so fucking relaxing. Also TV is a high art form when compared to the AI gloop and fear mongering racism that is served up on social media.
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In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
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Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition?
Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.
Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social
Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.
Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social
Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
January 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition?
Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.
Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social
Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.
Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social
Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
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old way: start > run > notepad.exe
new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
old way: start > run > notepad.exe
new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
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Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis, objective reality.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis, objective reality.
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My back hurts. Either I tweaked it at the gym racking up colossal gains or else I slept wrong for a minute there the other night
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
My back hurts. Either I tweaked it at the gym racking up colossal gains or else I slept wrong for a minute there the other night
Ed Milliband stopped for a drink in my local when I was out of town. The landlady didn't realise it was him until someone pointed it out after he'd left.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ed Milliband stopped for a drink in my local when I was out of town. The landlady didn't realise it was him until someone pointed it out after he'd left.
Well, guess I'm the Galactic Emperor now...
Well, guess I’m a Jedi now!
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Well, guess I'm the Galactic Emperor now...
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This week's comic: Diet Prep foxtrot.com/2025/12/28/d...
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This week's comic: Diet Prep foxtrot.com/2025/12/28/d...
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He's fuckeing a fysh
He's fucking it twice
Disobeying UNIT's science advise
Russell Tovey's fuckeing
A fysh
He's fucking it twice
Disobeying UNIT's science advise
Russell Tovey's fuckeing
A fysh
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
He's fuckeing a fysh
He's fucking it twice
Disobeying UNIT's science advise
Russell Tovey's fuckeing
A fysh
He's fucking it twice
Disobeying UNIT's science advise
Russell Tovey's fuckeing
A fysh
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todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...
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There are more gags in this than all the adverts made in the past thirty years put together
December 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
There are more gags in this than all the adverts made in the past thirty years put together
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Reason #35631 why I see no reason to jump out of a perfectly functional aeroplane
Parachute peril at 15,000 feet over Queensland
Parachute peril at 15,000 feet over Queensland
One parachutist is knocked from the plane as another's reserve chute deploys, wrapping around a wing.
news.sky.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reason #35631 why I see no reason to jump out of a perfectly functional aeroplane
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
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I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.
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Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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Björk is from North Wales. You can tell from her accent; she's definitely a Gog.
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Björk is from North Wales. You can tell from her accent; she's definitely a Gog.
Guess what's enraged me about the kid's homework today?
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guess what's enraged me about the kid's homework today?
"...Gullis desperately wants to belong, but being Jonathan Gullis, he is precluded" - this is some of Henry's finest work.
🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"...Gullis desperately wants to belong, but being Jonathan Gullis, he is precluded" - this is some of Henry's finest work.
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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
July 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.