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Snorg
@snorg.bsky.social
📍San Diego, CA
they/them ✡️🏳️‍🌈📚
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
sabrina carpenter: the muppet that fucks
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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We cannot go on like this for three more years.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Ahman is an Akita Inu hero dog with a big face. An unofficial mascot of Akita Prefecture, his motto is "hot heart, calm head, loose body". He hits himself in the head with a plastic mallet.
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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I don't want to make doctor's appointments and schedule follow-ups. I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to a vet.
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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i’m at the really difficult part of writing a novel where i really like all the weird little guys i’ve invented and now i have no choice but to rain down hellfire on their lives
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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the hets are out here reinventing masc4masc from first principles
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I watched all the Lord of The Rings movies but I gotta say. I never really got what Sauron’s FUCKING problem was
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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If I could time-travel I would not go back in time to see dinosaurs or kill Hitler, I would go back in time to watch Heated Rivalry episode 5 at this bar
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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For sale. Chili dog. Never sucked on.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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lol ai doesn’t know the Yook Yarters moved to Charlotte
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM