@tragicallyunfit.bsky.social
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Sucks the most comfortable way to hold your arms says "I'm mad" in body language.
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sucks the most comfortable way to hold your arms says "I'm mad" in body language.
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i’ve never been awake late at night thinking about someone else’s failures so why would i waste time thinking about mine
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i’ve never been awake late at night thinking about someone else’s failures so why would i waste time thinking about mine
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horses are born yearning for death, for a horse to reach old age requires a comedy of errors where its life keeps being saved by random fortunes
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
horses are born yearning for death, for a horse to reach old age requires a comedy of errors where its life keeps being saved by random fortunes
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yes hello i'd like one flame boil whomper comble with union rink and larnge coke's hero. plus uhh whatever's the longest chicken sandwich you got. and i'll have it my way please
June 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
yes hello i'd like one flame boil whomper comble with union rink and larnge coke's hero. plus uhh whatever's the longest chicken sandwich you got. and i'll have it my way please
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Me: I should put together a live comedy show and a fun contest and a livestream show to reveal the winner
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me: I should put together a live comedy show and a fun contest and a livestream show to reveal the winner
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
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using the microplastics in my balls to encapsulate and neutralize the lead in my smoothie
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
using the microplastics in my balls to encapsulate and neutralize the lead in my smoothie
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mental illness? that's a mindset issue. try saying "mental chillness" every time you can't afford your meds 🙏
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
mental illness? that's a mindset issue. try saying "mental chillness" every time you can't afford your meds 🙏
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it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again
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I've decided to become the horrors
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've decided to become the horrors
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I just want someone to beat me in the back of the head with a shovel and continue to do so for a good 10-15 minutes after I stop moving, is that too much to ask?
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just want someone to beat me in the back of the head with a shovel and continue to do so for a good 10-15 minutes after I stop moving, is that too much to ask?
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Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down
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a lot of stuff in the world is bad but i hit a bunch of serious dingers at the driving range today and i think it's important to celebrate that.
September 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
a lot of stuff in the world is bad but i hit a bunch of serious dingers at the driving range today and i think it's important to celebrate that.
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using a gun to pick my nose
September 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
using a gun to pick my nose
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AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
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My wife is sad because the dolphin on the Dolphins helmet no longer has a little helmet.
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My wife is sad because the dolphin on the Dolphins helmet no longer has a little helmet.
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Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
January 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
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Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is awful and I want to go home. They haven’t let us go swimming even once, and I hate the orange jumpsuits they make us wear. Also, the counselors are mean and my cabin mate says he’s going to shank me. Making license plates is fun, though. Love, John.
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is awful and I want to go home. They haven’t let us go swimming even once, and I hate the orange jumpsuits they make us wear. Also, the counselors are mean and my cabin mate says he’s going to shank me. Making license plates is fun, though. Love, John.
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stomach sounded like a door in Dracula's castle rn
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
stomach sounded like a door in Dracula's castle rn
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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You say anti-fascist like it's a bad thing
September 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You say anti-fascist like it's a bad thing
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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some people make the world better, improve others’ lives, bring joy and cheer or are kind and generous or make beautiful art, and the world is legitimately worse when they die. not everyone is like that though. some people leave behind a grieving family. some leave a far worse legacy.
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
some people make the world better, improve others’ lives, bring joy and cheer or are kind and generous or make beautiful art, and the world is legitimately worse when they die. not everyone is like that though. some people leave behind a grieving family. some leave a far worse legacy.
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She was full of mystery, like a gas station dick pill
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
She was full of mystery, like a gas station dick pill
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The democrats won’t call Trump a pedophile because that legitimizes the findings that their donors and friends are also pedophiles. Hope this helps
September 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The democrats won’t call Trump a pedophile because that legitimizes the findings that their donors and friends are also pedophiles. Hope this helps