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Marine veteran. Physician Assistant. Dad. Trans rights are human rights.
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8yo just asked me if "ASS" stands for "Ass Shit Shit"
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
8yo just asked me if "ASS" stands for "Ass Shit Shit"
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
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Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison
December 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
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it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually
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i'm realizing now that probably having jared fogle's phone number might have been the only thing jeffrey epstein had to offer george w. bush on account of his childish simpleton mind would be awed by the possibility of meeting the subway pants man
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i'm realizing now that probably having jared fogle's phone number might have been the only thing jeffrey epstein had to offer george w. bush on account of his childish simpleton mind would be awed by the possibility of meeting the subway pants man
First thing you do after a failed mission is skip the debrief and get some McDonald’s.
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
First thing you do after a failed mission is skip the debrief and get some McDonald’s.
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fine let's hear the guy out
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
fine let's hear the guy out
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I'm trans so it's the hill I'll die on regardless. But if and when they come for me I'll go out in a pile of brass and surrounded by cowards.
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm trans so it's the hill I'll die on regardless. But if and when they come for me I'll go out in a pile of brass and surrounded by cowards.
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New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
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I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
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Smash cut to January.
Bari Weiss, *Editor-In-Chief* CBS News : “You won’t believe it folks. The woke mainstream media is trying to cancel me again.“
Bari Weiss, *Editor-In-Chief* CBS News : “You won’t believe it folks. The woke mainstream media is trying to cancel me again.“
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Smash cut to January.
Bari Weiss, *Editor-In-Chief* CBS News : “You won’t believe it folks. The woke mainstream media is trying to cancel me again.“
Bari Weiss, *Editor-In-Chief* CBS News : “You won’t believe it folks. The woke mainstream media is trying to cancel me again.“
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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The person who checks their notifications is, afterward, exactly the same person who wanted to check their notifications five minutes ago.
The thin desire reproduces itself without remainder.
The thick desire transforms its host.
www.joanwestenberg.com/thin-desire...
The thin desire reproduces itself without remainder.
The thick desire transforms its host.
www.joanwestenberg.com/thin-desire...
Thin Desires Are Eating Your Life
The defining experience of our age seems to be hunger.
We're hungry for more, but we have more than we need.
We're hungry for less, while more accumulates and multiplies.
We're hungry and we don't have words to articulate why.
We're hungry, and we're lacking and we're wanting.
We are
www.joanwestenberg.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The person who checks their notifications is, afterward, exactly the same person who wanted to check their notifications five minutes ago.
The thin desire reproduces itself without remainder.
The thick desire transforms its host.
www.joanwestenberg.com/thin-desire...
The thin desire reproduces itself without remainder.
The thick desire transforms its host.
www.joanwestenberg.com/thin-desire...
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>the gyre? narrowing
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
>the gyre? narrowing
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
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“What happened to <insert public intellectual>?” Oh they’re stupid. They’ve always been stupid, in the sense that the ideas they have are bad. They experience the world in a stupid way and draw stupid conclusions because they’re stupid. People just think they’re smart because they had a blog
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“What happened to <insert public intellectual>?” Oh they’re stupid. They’ve always been stupid, in the sense that the ideas they have are bad. They experience the world in a stupid way and draw stupid conclusions because they’re stupid. People just think they’re smart because they had a blog
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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