@whaleman85.bsky.social
Firefighter/Paramedic…Old man still trying to be useful in a world that has passed him by.
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Chiefs fans when this loss keeps Burrow out of the playoffs
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Chiefs fans when this loss keeps Burrow out of the playoffs
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Bertrand Russell wrote this over 100 years ago, in 1923. Hasn't aged a day.
January 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bertrand Russell wrote this over 100 years ago, in 1923. Hasn't aged a day.
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My gift wrapping skills are on par with my socializing during the holidays skills .. I get it done, but it ain't pretty.
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
My gift wrapping skills are on par with my socializing during the holidays skills .. I get it done, but it ain't pretty.
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everyone focuses on grandma being run over by a reindeer but no one cares grandpa was strangled by a demonic snowman
December 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
everyone focuses on grandma being run over by a reindeer but no one cares grandpa was strangled by a demonic snowman
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[during a sermon]
me: MERRY CAPITALISMAS
pastor: please. i am begging
me: MERRY CAPITALISMAS
pastor: please. i am begging
December 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
[during a sermon]
me: MERRY CAPITALISMAS
pastor: please. i am begging
me: MERRY CAPITALISMAS
pastor: please. i am begging
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911: what is your emergency
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
December 21, 2024 at 5:04 PM
911: what is your emergency
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
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I am not ‘getting drunk on a Sunday’.
I’m pregaming for tomorrow's Festivus celebration.
I’m pregaming for tomorrow's Festivus celebration.
December 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I am not ‘getting drunk on a Sunday’.
I’m pregaming for tomorrow's Festivus celebration.
I’m pregaming for tomorrow's Festivus celebration.
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If you don’t read “do not take with alcohol” as a challenge, you’re not me.
December 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
If you don’t read “do not take with alcohol” as a challenge, you’re not me.
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if you encounter a bear in the woods, stand perfectly still and try to look like kale
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 PM
if you encounter a bear in the woods, stand perfectly still and try to look like kale
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they should put a prize in every tin of sardines
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
they should put a prize in every tin of sardines
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Just one time I want to hear someone say "He's the one" about me, and not finish it with "who was eating chili off the floor"
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Just one time I want to hear someone say "He's the one" about me, and not finish it with "who was eating chili off the floor"
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I always get a little skeptical when someone says they “literally died.”
December 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I always get a little skeptical when someone says they “literally died.”
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Once you eat more than 50% of the family-size bag of chips by yourself, you have to finish it and get rid of the evidence, then deny even seeing the chips if asked where they are.
December 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Once you eat more than 50% of the family-size bag of chips by yourself, you have to finish it and get rid of the evidence, then deny even seeing the chips if asked where they are.
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When will they invent a drug you can take that fixes other people
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
When will they invent a drug you can take that fixes other people
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Every year around this time I post this comic up on the Find Chaffy Facebook page. I wait until other viral sites start posting it, then do it officially myself. It’s become a bit of a weird and lovely tradition for a lot of people, and it’s so nice 🫡
December 22, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Every year around this time I post this comic up on the Find Chaffy Facebook page. I wait until other viral sites start posting it, then do it officially myself. It’s become a bit of a weird and lovely tradition for a lot of people, and it’s so nice 🫡
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A message for our time from Homer’s Iliad.
December 22, 2024 at 8:55 AM
A message for our time from Homer’s Iliad.
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My high school guidance counselor told me I had the aptitude to become a disruptive airline passenger.
December 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
My high school guidance counselor told me I had the aptitude to become a disruptive airline passenger.
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I like how 2000 yrs ago Jesus warned us against wealth & materialism and now Capitalism is propped up by his birthday
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I like how 2000 yrs ago Jesus warned us against wealth & materialism and now Capitalism is propped up by his birthday
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Question: why are there “scary ghost stories” during Christmas?
I love “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” but that lyric always confuses me.
I love “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” but that lyric always confuses me.
December 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Question: why are there “scary ghost stories” during Christmas?
I love “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” but that lyric always confuses me.
I love “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” but that lyric always confuses me.
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PBS.
Has the Violent Femmes.
Playing with a full orchestra.
PBS has the Violent Femmes playing with a full orchestra.
That is a sentence that would make absolutely no sense to 20 year old me.
Has the Violent Femmes.
Playing with a full orchestra.
PBS has the Violent Femmes playing with a full orchestra.
That is a sentence that would make absolutely no sense to 20 year old me.
December 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
PBS.
Has the Violent Femmes.
Playing with a full orchestra.
PBS has the Violent Femmes playing with a full orchestra.
That is a sentence that would make absolutely no sense to 20 year old me.
Has the Violent Femmes.
Playing with a full orchestra.
PBS has the Violent Femmes playing with a full orchestra.
That is a sentence that would make absolutely no sense to 20 year old me.