Xtreme Abe Lincoln
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Just some guy. Has seen DS9 too many times
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this mf a Mii
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
this mf a Mii
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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Seeing people do "here's the savvy take on how and why the US should acquire Greenland" and just feeling so *embarrassed* for them. Have some dignity. You don't need to be an apologist for the world's dumbest autocrat, you're not somehow sophisticated for seeing The Smart Play on imperial vainglory.
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Seeing people do "here's the savvy take on how and why the US should acquire Greenland" and just feeling so *embarrassed* for them. Have some dignity. You don't need to be an apologist for the world's dumbest autocrat, you're not somehow sophisticated for seeing The Smart Play on imperial vainglory.
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forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
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Her: did you get the car payment sorted out or did you completely forget about it and watch Futurama
Me:
Me:
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Her: did you get the car payment sorted out or did you completely forget about it and watch Futurama
Me:
Me:
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if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
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If you're not willing to arrest the killer, don't arrest the demonstrators.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you're not willing to arrest the killer, don't arrest the demonstrators.
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I know we’re all having fun here but as a straight man I feel like I have to say this is exactly what we all look like
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I know we’re all having fun here but as a straight man I feel like I have to say this is exactly what we all look like
Just a legitimately generational political talent. Whatever happens, a whole cohort of young progressives gonna have a bit of Mamdani voice the way he (and a lot of millennials) got a bit of Obama voice. I'm hopeful Zohran will be a lot less shit though!
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Just a legitimately generational political talent. Whatever happens, a whole cohort of young progressives gonna have a bit of Mamdani voice the way he (and a lot of millennials) got a bit of Obama voice. I'm hopeful Zohran will be a lot less shit though!
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“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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I dunno, FOP, if cops actually did get charged with crimes and held to reasonable standards of conduct that don't constantly let them off the hook, more people would be inclined to let them have their day in court. But that's not how it goes.
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I dunno, FOP, if cops actually did get charged with crimes and held to reasonable standards of conduct that don't constantly let them off the hook, more people would be inclined to let them have their day in court. But that's not how it goes.
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Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
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found on IG and I'm dying
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
found on IG and I'm dying
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January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Average ICE officer seeing a white liberal wine mom like:
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Average ICE officer seeing a white liberal wine mom like:
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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can't think of any possible problems with this plan
Trump, in a sit down interview on Fox News aired just now, said the US will be conducting land strikes against the cartels.
"We are gonna start now hitting land, with regard to the cartels. The cartels are running Mexico."
"We are gonna start now hitting land, with regard to the cartels. The cartels are running Mexico."
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
can't think of any possible problems with this plan
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ME AT 25 WHEN THE NEIGHBORS IN A MOVIE ASK A PARTY TO BE QUIET:
haha fuck these losers!!! throw them in the pool!!! maybe kill them??
ME WATCHING THE SAME SCENE NOW AT 35:
yes bitch. you DO have work in the morning. unplug the stereo. show them you mean business
haha fuck these losers!!! throw them in the pool!!! maybe kill them??
ME WATCHING THE SAME SCENE NOW AT 35:
yes bitch. you DO have work in the morning. unplug the stereo. show them you mean business
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
ME AT 25 WHEN THE NEIGHBORS IN A MOVIE ASK A PARTY TO BE QUIET:
haha fuck these losers!!! throw them in the pool!!! maybe kill them??
ME WATCHING THE SAME SCENE NOW AT 35:
yes bitch. you DO have work in the morning. unplug the stereo. show them you mean business
haha fuck these losers!!! throw them in the pool!!! maybe kill them??
ME WATCHING THE SAME SCENE NOW AT 35:
yes bitch. you DO have work in the morning. unplug the stereo. show them you mean business
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I am honestly kind of stunned in a hopeful way that they did this
Here's the full moment of silence including a fan yelling "Go home, ICE"
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I am honestly kind of stunned in a hopeful way that they did this