Then block me or mute me or something. In the future maybe don't spout stupid bullshit on the website built upon queer left wing shitposters. Free Palestine, ACAB, Queer Liberation now and forever, Women's liberation now and forever, fuck the do-nothing democrats and the all republicans
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Then block me or mute me or something. In the future maybe don't spout stupid bullshit on the website built upon queer left wing shitposters. Free Palestine, ACAB, Queer Liberation now and forever, Women's liberation now and forever, fuck the do-nothing democrats and the all republicans
We've never been serious. We're shitposters.
Are we serious
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
We've never been serious. We're shitposters.
this shitlib also thinks that the "Rude" label that Bluesky gives out to left-wing and LGBTQ+ shitposters is somehow a "Racist" label instead of a "Rude" label. how does he genuinely believe that everyone who has a "Rude" label must somehow be racist? lmaooooooo
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Damn. lmfao One of the people who liked your comment got flagged hard as fuck. Most have said something racist as fuck to get that.
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
this shitlib also thinks that the "Rude" label that Bluesky gives out to left-wing and LGBTQ+ shitposters is somehow a "Racist" label instead of a "Rude" label. how does he genuinely believe that everyone who has a "Rude" label must somehow be racist? lmaooooooo
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And then you've got Elon Musk, the most desperate loser of them all, a guy who thinks he's a superior breed of human but desperately wants to be beloved by gamers and shitposters and comedians and seen as someone who possesses those skills despite being awkward flop sweat with hair plugs.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
And then you've got Elon Musk, the most desperate loser of them all, a guy who thinks he's a superior breed of human but desperately wants to be beloved by gamers and shitposters and comedians and seen as someone who possesses those skills despite being awkward flop sweat with hair plugs.
Two bsky shitposters secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Two professional Frisbee player secretly pine for each other
Yeeted Rivalry
Yeeted Rivalry
Two dairy cows on the two highest-yielding dairy farms in the country secretly pine for each other
Teated Rivalry
Teated Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Two bsky shitposters secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Right wing shitposters will naturally assume that they are immune.
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Right wing shitposters will naturally assume that they are immune.
Two competing millennial shitposters on a niche microblogging service arguing over the platform's nomenclatural norms vis a vis posting versus orgasming —
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Two competing butchers fight over hearts and harts
Meated Rivalry
Meated Rivalry
Two reporters at competing news outlets secretly pine for each other.
Leded Rivalry
Leded Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Two competing millennial shitposters on a niche microblogging service arguing over the platform's nomenclatural norms vis a vis posting versus orgasming —
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
two shitposters: one a leftist, one a liberal. can they close the ideological distance as well as the physical?
skeeted rivalry
skeeted rivalry
at a caber-tossing competition, two kilted competitors close the distance between each other
Yeeted Rivalry.
Yeeted Rivalry.
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
two shitposters: one a leftist, one a liberal. can they close the ideological distance as well as the physical?
skeeted rivalry
skeeted rivalry
onlineleft shitposters are irrelevant because their ideas do not work and don’t apply cause they know fuck all how government works.
Shitposters with 1.2M or even 400K followers can believably carry enough influence to manipulate people.
As it has been shown, elections are based on vibes.
Shitposters with 1.2M or even 400K followers can believably carry enough influence to manipulate people.
As it has been shown, elections are based on vibes.
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
onlineleft shitposters are irrelevant because their ideas do not work and don’t apply cause they know fuck all how government works.
Shitposters with 1.2M or even 400K followers can believably carry enough influence to manipulate people.
As it has been shown, elections are based on vibes.
Shitposters with 1.2M or even 400K followers can believably carry enough influence to manipulate people.
As it has been shown, elections are based on vibes.
It was the best presidential campaign given the circumstances.
Yes, shitposters (like you) and the right aligned media are at fault.
Yes, shitposters (like you) and the right aligned media are at fault.
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It was the best presidential campaign given the circumstances.
Yes, shitposters (like you) and the right aligned media are at fault.
Yes, shitposters (like you) and the right aligned media are at fault.
Blaming shitposters for the most bungled presidential campaign since Dukakis is pure, uncut copium.
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Blaming shitposters for the most bungled presidential campaign since Dukakis is pure, uncut copium.
The two best shitposters on Bluesky secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
The two best whiskey distillers in the country secretly pine for each other.
Peated Rivalry.
Peated Rivalry.
The two best soccer players in the country secretly pine for each other.
Cleated Rivalry
Cleated Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The two best shitposters on Bluesky secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
this track in particular became a meme. usually UI goku appearing out of nowhere with this music. all the DB shitposters can recognize it by the first beat now; often that's all the memes have now; that's the whole joke.
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
this track in particular became a meme. usually UI goku appearing out of nowhere with this music. all the DB shitposters can recognize it by the first beat now; often that's all the memes have now; that's the whole joke.
It’s almost like she gave him support for the free daycare, and he gave her his endorsement, like people do when they are political allies (who do not have to agree on everything), rather than shitposters on the internet.
Zohran and Kathy showing all y’all what vote blue no matter who means in practice. Get your heads right.
I'm endorsing Gov. @KathyHochul because she's someone willing to engage in honest dialogue that delivers results.
Along with the movement that powered our campaign, it's how we secured a historic agreement on childcare. And we're just getting started.
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Along with the movement that powered our campaign, it's how we secured a historic agreement on childcare. And we're just getting started.
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It’s almost like she gave him support for the free daycare, and he gave her his endorsement, like people do when they are political allies (who do not have to agree on everything), rather than shitposters on the internet.
Shitposters doing anything to avoid taking responsibility in fucking up the easiest choice in election history.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Shitposters doing anything to avoid taking responsibility in fucking up the easiest choice in election history.
Naziism is an idea, so this statement is deeply silly.
But in addition, these are mostly malicious shitposters throwing lazy memes at someone they dislike, and I cannot possobly imagine how someone doing low effort shitpost trolling will ever have an idea in the future I will regret not seeing.
But in addition, these are mostly malicious shitposters throwing lazy memes at someone they dislike, and I cannot possobly imagine how someone doing low effort shitpost trolling will ever have an idea in the future I will regret not seeing.
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Naziism is an idea, so this statement is deeply silly.
But in addition, these are mostly malicious shitposters throwing lazy memes at someone they dislike, and I cannot possobly imagine how someone doing low effort shitpost trolling will ever have an idea in the future I will regret not seeing.
But in addition, these are mostly malicious shitposters throwing lazy memes at someone they dislike, and I cannot possobly imagine how someone doing low effort shitpost trolling will ever have an idea in the future I will regret not seeing.
Sea lions are the true living shitposters
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Sea lions are the true living shitposters
MSTR alone owns like 20% of the planet's bitcoin.
They've become their own worst enemy. No government wants to switch to a currency that is borderline already owned by a centralized bank run by one of the most unserious billionaire twitter shitposters. No government should. Full stop.
They've become their own worst enemy. No government wants to switch to a currency that is borderline already owned by a centralized bank run by one of the most unserious billionaire twitter shitposters. No government should. Full stop.
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
MSTR alone owns like 20% of the planet's bitcoin.
They've become their own worst enemy. No government wants to switch to a currency that is borderline already owned by a centralized bank run by one of the most unserious billionaire twitter shitposters. No government should. Full stop.
They've become their own worst enemy. No government wants to switch to a currency that is borderline already owned by a centralized bank run by one of the most unserious billionaire twitter shitposters. No government should. Full stop.
On our way to steal all the funny shitposters from Musk so people finally move here
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
On our way to steal all the funny shitposters from Musk so people finally move here
When I saw on the other platform they banned “I’m not mad. don’t put on the newspapers that I got mad” guy I was sooo pissed, like BS is boring enough without them banning the funny shitposters coming here on top of it
But he’s back, so way may have hope for a brilliant shitposting future on here
But he’s back, so way may have hope for a brilliant shitposting future on here
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
When I saw on the other platform they banned “I’m not mad. don’t put on the newspapers that I got mad” guy I was sooo pissed, like BS is boring enough without them banning the funny shitposters coming here on top of it
But he’s back, so way may have hope for a brilliant shitposting future on here
But he’s back, so way may have hope for a brilliant shitposting future on here
Who suspends dril?
He's the shitposters shitposter.
PS: bring back Link
He's the shitposters shitposter.
PS: bring back Link
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Who suspends dril?
He's the shitposters shitposter.
PS: bring back Link
He's the shitposters shitposter.
PS: bring back Link
Maybe the real sensibles were the leftist shitposters you yelled at on the way
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Maybe the real sensibles were the leftist shitposters you yelled at on the way
When you lose the shitposters, the election is over.
Everyone knows this.
Everyone knows this.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
When you lose the shitposters, the election is over.
Everyone knows this.
Everyone knows this.
I just love it how every time Will posts, I can go and find a half-dozen or more shitposters with 17 followers and 80 comments, mostly reposts. I get to fill my daily "block user" quota easily
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I just love it how every time Will posts, I can go and find a half-dozen or more shitposters with 17 followers and 80 comments, mostly reposts. I get to fill my daily "block user" quota easily