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'dro👻

@clowndro.bsky.social

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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 2d

STINKY POOP ASS

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5h

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 43m

I was paying for food at the counter with my watch and when it didn't work the first time the counter guy exclaimed "fail!" then when it went through on the second try he shouted "success!"

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h

Used to give people loans but I lost interest

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 17h

Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17h

practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15h

Every morning I wake up feeling like I’m in big trouble

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 13h

Today's hot beverage vessel. After defeating two customers and three waitresses in battle, I engaged in a two-hour fistfight with the manager and emerged victorious. This mug is the spoils.

A "Waffle House 2012" coffee mug on a shitty table on my patio. There's a baseball glove in the background for some reason.

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 1d

Cheetos 🤭 #art #oilpainting

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Schmrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 1d

Therapist: tell me something exciting that happened to you this week

Me: well, McDonald’s has a new breakfast sandwich

Therapist:

Me: it has two sausage patties and bacon

Therapist:

Me: also two slices of cheese, I think

Therapist:

Me: why do you look so sad

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 1d

You are too kind sir, thank you

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

letting the siren call go to voicemail

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Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 1d

The revolution will probably be televised as it turns out

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration