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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Feb 17

I’m at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 43m

a woman is blowing her nose with a napkin in a kitchen .

ALT: a woman is blowing her nose with a napkin in a kitchen .

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 57m

perfect

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 1h

I did something I didn’t think I could do. I was told I was not capable of doing this thing. That I wasn’t smart or educated enough. And I believed it.

This is how I’m healing myself

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 23h

I’ve never understood why men call them hooters. Mine don’t hoot. I’ve had them my whole life and they’ve never made a sound.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1h

Check out this argument between two telepaths:

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 3h

That's me in the kitchen / That's me in the drive ... way / Eating a live chicken

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 59m

is there sour cream

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h

netflix enchilada?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2h

Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 20h

my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you 😂💕

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 5h

Fellas, it’s not your hoodies you need to worry about in a relationship.

It’s your socks.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 6d

i think i have a broken heart. being completely serious and literal

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 6d

this fresh hell tastes store bought

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 5d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 7d

“Let’s just agree.”

-problems solved

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 7d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18h

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 21h

Sure my dad may have put out a cigarette on my arm but Biggy Smalls put 24 carrots in his babygirl’s ear

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13h

Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 20h

shitposting, the noblest of occupations

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h

Honestly, if granola is gonna have that many calories, just stop making it

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