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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
If you're going to be a dumb bitch you better have some good tits.
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
Typing this with a mouthful of nuts.
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wokkax3.bsky.social
Prob gonna spend Sunday clearing out some closet space so I can store some of the Qatari military’s things in there for them.
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spleenly.bsky.social
Who called them porn bots and not intrusive thots
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
giving neurotic mess a run for its money
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
Being in a room full of people is called I'm never doing that again.
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supremetheking.bsky.social
Shout out to big tittied women. Y'all are amazing.
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lalalyds.bsky.social
You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna
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galacticpotlady.bsky.social
Reposting myself because time passes slowly in my crypt
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
still have my vintage 35mm camera and a few rolls of film, wanna hit up a cemetery
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lalalyds.bsky.social
If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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ohshit.bsky.social
sometimes i wonder if the universe is expanding or if it’s just trying to get away from me specifically
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
sometimes I miss weekend drinking but these mornings with no hangover and knowing what I said and did the night before is a peaceful feeling of accomplishment
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
you can be vulnerable and have boundaries✨
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gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
After saying “what” for the third time and still having no clue what they just said, is it okay to just crumple up in the fetal position until they go away?
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I'm more disturbed about the voices outside my head. They be yapping.
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theregoesrichie.bsky.social
fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
an underground bunker for the heart
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lalalyds.bsky.social
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
The whole world is run by rich people who don’t need to know history or how the economy works because they’re already rich and you keep giving them money
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pamtoo.bsky.social
Somebody's gotta make me a sammich. Might as well be you.