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Jenny Doesn’t Know

@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

2.2K followers 760 following 4.4K posts

I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it. Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her. Fuck MAGA. Twitter: HighlyIngenious

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · Dec 2

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 3h

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4d

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

A murder yourstery.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h

muting people irl with a hammer

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2d

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Eldritch

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h

Not right now, babe, I'm hurting my own feelings by reading the doctor's notes

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

I call that crapamation

Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

Just pour the milk into the cereal bag & get it over with

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · Sep 9

Found another dead Fraggle in the mousetrap this morning.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17h

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cat

asking her to stop screaming at me while I shower

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 3d

I prefer my chocolate milk shaken not stirred.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16h

Lying on the couch politely and patiently waiting for my cat to get off of me so that I can change into a more comfortable position

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16h

“Make me proud,” I whisper as I add more cheese to the mac

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18h

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16h

Interesting.
I never have lol

Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16h

😂well, you went one over

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☮️JUST ANNIE☮️ @likeitorlumpit.bsky.social · 9d

I believe there's a snuffleupagus in all of us.

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 21h

Getting fired from my mortician job because I made all the dead people look like glam rockers

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 20h

I guess the site is really confused

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22h

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

I hate it when I'm watching an adorable animal video, click on the sound & it's like cartoon flute music. Why. Why would you do that to an innocent animal, you psychopath

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 22h

an extinction level event would fix me

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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