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Danny

@mardigroan.bsky.social

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My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 11d

The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 3h

As corny jokers post more there the Mastodon users were heard to sing, "the oys are back in town!"

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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 3h

So if Russ Vought and Bob Kennedy were deliberately trying on behalf of an enemy to sicken and kill Americans by destroying the public health structure - what would they be doing differently?

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 3h

Who would’ve ever thought the downfall of America would be a narcissistic carnival barker?!?!

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 7h

Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 4h

I hate when I’m trying to pay for something by tapping my card, but then I realize I don’t know where, specifically, on the pin pad the scanner is (or where the card should be held)

It looks like I’m just standing there rubbing my card all over the pin pad because I’m too stupid to pay

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 4h

(remembering that twenty five years ago dippin dots was the ice cream of the future) more like "trippin dots" lmao

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10h

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4h

Nightingale ice cream sandwiches are legit

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6h

If you hear Myrna Loy eating Chips Ahoy, it's ladies night.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h

yeah im in New Orleans, bitches ⚜️

the very beautiful & fancy hotel monteleone which i am not staying at , y’all ⚜️⚜️⚜️

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21h

I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 10h

My slutty Ron Howard costume is coming along nicely

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10h

I hate it when I'm watching an adorable animal video, click on the sound & it's like cartoon flute music. Why. Why would you do that to an innocent animal, you psychopath

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10h

It must be tough buying a birthday gift for actress Michelle Yeoh. What do you get for someone who has everything everywhere all at once.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · Jun 6

I haven't been on a tangent for a while.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15d

Typing this with a mouthful of nuts.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h

Back in my day, toast wasn't good enough for avocado.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

When I said you reminded me of an archeological excavation, I meant that as a dig.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d

Pulling for Toronto to win the World Series so Trump can have another breakdown

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 11h

I have to go IN to a Walmart today. Wish me luck.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee

EVERYONE: *hides the coffee*

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t even remember how to do mastodon ffs
toots? c’mon… fuckin servers and shit jfc I don’t wanna go through all this again
WHERE IS 2012 TWITTER can’t we just go there?
fuck

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