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redherringbear

@qutzupalotl.bsky.social

4.8K followers 4.7K following 510 posts

Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq

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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 12h

So Clever makes me smile

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 22h

time to clock in at the dopamine factory

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

When I said you reminded me of an archeological excavation, I meant that as a dig.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d

I am into cross dressing, if that means irately putting on pants to leave the house for the first time in three days.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Maria Corina Machado, “this Nobel prize is
for all the people.”
Imagine the other guy would have said that too.”

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2d

Obstruction of just ICE.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 2d

"Welcome to Applebee's. What can we microwave for you this evening?"

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 2d

Jablonsky Auto Body is a lovely name for a girl.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 2d

Antifa, like Steely Dan, is not really a group.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 2d

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

you're a grand wizard 'arry

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 2d

I don't drive a flashy car, but the cop behind me does.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 3d

I find it unfair that every year I get passed over for a MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant simply because I'm a complete idiot.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe I hate shopping because only that and shootings occur in sprees.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 2d

Felt/cue. Might delete later.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 2d

My crazy ex decided if she couldn't have me, that was fine with her.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 2d

The pieces are falling into place

- Rube Goldberg, probably

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 2d

It's amazing what you can accomplish in life when you're given no other choice

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

The Watergate Hearings were wild. Not only did lawmakers hold Republicans accountable for lying and breaking laws. Republicans exhibited shame and remorse

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 2d

Why plastic fruit and not a bananequin.

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 3d

My mind is free, but my body is $50 an hour.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 3d

Please join me in raising funds for medical cargo buses and trucks with electric jamming for brigades of Ukraine's Khartiia Corps. These automobiles make the difference between whether people survive or not. We can do something very specific and meaningful to help.
www.help99.co/patches/timo...

Timothy Snyder: Freedom is Action

Professor Timothy Snyder – a prominent voice of freedom, teams up with NAFO to fundraise for ten trucks and ten cargo buses with anti-drone jamming systems. These will transport and protect those who ...

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Worth Noting @worthnoting.bsky.social · 3d

🍿🥁🥂🎯Well, it's ABOUT TIME!!! WAY TO GO OREGON!!!🎯🥂🥁🍿

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7d

look I don’t come to your social media platform and tell you how to post good mostly because to do that I would have to know how

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