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AnnaAnkaAnia

@samerealwoman.bsky.social

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I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Nov 18

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h

Uses candy corn as ear plugs.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 6d

I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 2d

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, i'm still punk

*uses shower gel in the bath*

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8d

I hear LinkedIn's got the juice now, need to confirm

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2d

Can we go back to keeping the political opinions to ourselves?

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 9h

Wasted a good skeet on weekend Bluesky again Fml

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13h

gen x: we have been forgotten once again

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13h

boomer: you're lazy

millennial: you ruined the economy

gen z: tf is an encyclopedia britannica

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12h

My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

The Ego and the Idiot.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16h

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14h

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 15h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

You talk. I'll snore..slow wink.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 17h

-Are you dissapointed in me or is this your usual face?

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 16h

How To Shitpost: A Guide

1. Post shit.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 15h

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16h

I have a preposition for you.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Jul 2

Resetting the counter to 0 on the "_ days since I cursed the cat" sign.

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