@stuforreal.bsky.social
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stuforreal.bsky.social
I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
stuforreal.bsky.social
I'm sorry, i don't know of any maxwell corpus
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gupton68.bsky.social
I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.
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fulkery.bsky.social
Just running around mitigating shit
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Every message I get from the beyond is like "you're poisoning my mind but sure, you do seem to read it first and that's an anomaly, even in close quarters psychic phenomena why is it so impossible to be heard" and I reply "Poison? sad face"
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daisy91.bsky.social
Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social
Robert Reich on possible reversal of same sex marriage. "Clarence Thomas made the stunning claim that he and the other justices have no obligation to follow past precedents of the Court, which he dismissed as “something somebody dreamt up and others went along with.” Interracial marriage next?
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theregoesrichie.bsky.social
psyops but it’s just me keeping my eyes closed and continuing to snore while going to the bathroom so my dog doesn’t think it’s time to get up yet
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xinicit.bsky.social
Imagine being cast as a tree in the play where Abraham Lincoln got shot
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weeder.bsky.social
Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try
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weeder.bsky.social
If bluesky doesn't reverse these mod decisions, I'm cancelling Disney+
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harbingerofmundane.bsky.social
One day I’ll be living under a bridge and you’ll have to answer my riddles 3, to cross…
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apexamigo.bsky.social
replying NOR SHOULD YOU
to everything everbody says
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daddyjew.bsky.social
for every smart cookie there is an equal and opposite dumb cookie
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anniemumary.bsky.social
They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
...and in other news...nope, nope, no *fingers in ears* lalalalala
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seamussaid.bsky.social
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP TROOPS, OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE HERE IN CHICAGO IS TO SECURE SOME DEEP DISH PIZZA
Tx national guard troops arriving in Chicago, mostly too overweight to fit into their uniform
stuforreal.bsky.social
You say menacing aura like it's a bad thing
stuforreal.bsky.social
Don't even talk to me until i've had my plenary authority