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@tnrefugee.bsky.social

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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · Dec 2

Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 11h

a harmonica holder around my neck with six different flavored vapes in it

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 19h

I like to think it’s the most unhinged and unstable among us who stayed

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 15h

Not everyone gets it. I actually prefer it that way

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2h

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h

"You won't be sick like this forever," someone says to me, as if I don't have a sick-like-this-forever disorder

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 1d

My cat: turns her nose up and walks away when food is dropped on the floor.

Also my cat: will do some mission Impossible type stunt to get at the same food on the kitchen table.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

Mr. Peanut was recently diagnosed with osteoporosis. Now he's Mr. Peanut Brittle.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 3h

The anxiety of accidentally following someone is a real thing. Like, I’m not following you, quit going where I’m going!

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 17h

people in my life seem to value my opinion and it’s like ok but why

my resume does not justify this please stop taking me seriously

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d

a bucket list but for things i want other people to do

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i never stopped raising the roof. but i’m ngl, it is starting to get pretty heavy

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 20h

Out of my grandma’s 8 surviving children, there are now 2 left. I need to go reflect on life for a minute. Hug your loved ones sooner rather than later.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 3d

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 22h

I hate it when people don’t use their indicators, to virtue signal.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

they need to make a cigarette with vitamins

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3d

I did not fight in the Rock and Roller Cola War just to see it all fall apart

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 1d

The inventor of the snooze alarm has died. He'll be buried next Thursday at 10.15, 10.20 and 10.25.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 22h

Just a normal family shopping trip..

A precocious seven year old boy and a Halloween decoration skeleton flipping the bird together in a store display.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

In the Internet ecosystem, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Shitposters who investigate laughs; and Cute Pet posters, made up of good girls and boys. These are their stories.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Is it hand-gliding or hang-gliding? Anyway, sorry for your loss.

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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 1d

It’s official. Pam says we’re gonna be executed for being ANTIFA. Let’s party like it’s 1999!

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