espie
@espie.bsky.social
any pronouns fine
permanently eepy, terminally here
discord: espie (if we've interacted, ask first)
permanently eepy, terminally here
discord: espie (if we've interacted, ask first)
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no one:
no one:
no one:
guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
no one:
no one:
guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
no one:
no one:
no one:
guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
no one:
no one:
guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
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Vancouver housing politics is a bunch of well-housed people who prefer mountain views to the presence of other humans
www.theglobeandmail.com/real-estate/...
www.theglobeandmail.com/real-estate/...
Vancouver residents push back on plan they say will obscure rare mountain view
Proposed towers that would obstruct views from Trout Lake put city’s ‘view cones’ policy in spotlight
www.theglobeandmail.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Vancouver housing politics is a bunch of well-housed people who prefer mountain views to the presence of other humans
www.theglobeandmail.com/real-estate/...
www.theglobeandmail.com/real-estate/...
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What did they mean by this?
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What did they mean by this?
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"We recognize that it takes two to tango, and when it comes to pro athletes colluding with sportsbooks, the law needs to apply fairly to both sides: a lifetime permanent suspension for the player, and five days in timeout for the bookie"
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"We recognize that it takes two to tango, and when it comes to pro athletes colluding with sportsbooks, the law needs to apply fairly to both sides: a lifetime permanent suspension for the player, and five days in timeout for the bookie"
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it's hard to see someone else live your dream
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Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)
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He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
How many of the media outlets eulogizing Rev. Jesse Jackson today spent decades trying to undermine his work & turn him into a punchline?
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
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Do you dream of revenge on billionaires? THEN WE HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU. Back our indie game made with rage + love on Kickstarter NOW and play our BRAND NEW DEMO on Steam
www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe...
February 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Do you dream of revenge on billionaires? THEN WE HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU. Back our indie game made with rage + love on Kickstarter NOW and play our BRAND NEW DEMO on Steam
www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe...
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we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago
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Someone should ask her about the cakes she baked celebrating the US extrajudicially assassinating citizens via drone. Might put these spying claims into context about who is most likely to kill you.
Professor Stephanie Carvin on Chinese 'spy cars': "Even if you don't have a Chinese EV, if you're using a lot of apps, your data is being collected, harvested, and could easily be purchased by China ... China doesn't need EVs to spy on us."
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Someone should ask her about the cakes she baked celebrating the US extrajudicially assassinating citizens via drone. Might put these spying claims into context about who is most likely to kill you.
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
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Seeing an English TERF celebrate a doctor being run out of town for being trans, and thinking about that post saying that maybe the rest of the world is fine in Children of Men while Britain just decided to be like that.
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Seeing an English TERF celebrate a doctor being run out of town for being trans, and thinking about that post saying that maybe the rest of the world is fine in Children of Men while Britain just decided to be like that.
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We need a national service program, not for "defense" but so that writers who live in NY, DC, or SF can feel a l
more secure about their masculinity. It doesn't need to be military service, we can put them to work cutting fire lines in the national forests, just get these guys a real job for a bit
more secure about their masculinity. It doesn't need to be military service, we can put them to work cutting fire lines in the national forests, just get these guys a real job for a bit
There is a Kinda Guy that is absolutely gaga for Gruff-Aesthetic White Guy Who Says Kinda Lefty Things. Their love for this is *not* strategic or instrumental to some end, such a person is an object of intrinsic attraction to them, and a strong one at that. They will rationalise anything for this.
I also am baffled that people are assuming this super checkered barely known guy will be super progressive as though we're not living in a post Fetterman universe.
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We need a national service program, not for "defense" but so that writers who live in NY, DC, or SF can feel a l
more secure about their masculinity. It doesn't need to be military service, we can put them to work cutting fire lines in the national forests, just get these guys a real job for a bit
more secure about their masculinity. It doesn't need to be military service, we can put them to work cutting fire lines in the national forests, just get these guys a real job for a bit
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I’m bridged into Mastodon via @ap.brid.gy and I am honestly not sure why at this point.
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m bridged into Mastodon via @ap.brid.gy and I am honestly not sure why at this point.
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Go off, Queen
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Go off, Queen
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me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
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The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
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It used to be a lot more fun to be an absurdist
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It used to be a lot more fun to be an absurdist
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.