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Fransplaining
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I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.
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What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?

You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My goal this year is to not spend the Christmas budget on Christmas decorations.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I don’t understand why people aren’t in a hurry outside like driving down the road and strolling around in the store. Don’t you want to get home, because I do
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Sunday, run away day

*from people
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So lazy that I microwaved something for 33 seconds so I didn’t have to hit another button.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Until next year
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lots of labor, very little in the way of fruits.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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In hindsight, the “honk if you’re angry” bumper sticker was a lousy idea.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Clocks go back tonight so I’ll be wide awake from 2:30-4:00am now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It's okay if all your potted mums die before Halloween. You're not a plant killer, you're just adding to the spooky vibe. GREAT JOB!
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me: Just be careful, people put on costumes and become instant assholes
Bunch of 6 year olds on my porch: …
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Not to brag but I don’t have to be a judge to throw books at people
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I tried to date a young guy but I said I was gonna pull a Tonya Harding on him and he had no idea what I was talking about
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Coworker: I think the internet is down
Me: (already in my car headed home)
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What do I do for fun? Well, I like to go to bed early, that’s a big one.
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Talked to my daughter that laughs at all of my jokes and I still worry about that one.
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Supposed to rain and get colder so I made the biggest pot of vegetable beef soup I could. Hope it pairs with football and beer.
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Cold medicine got me loopy. For a minute there, I actually didn’t have anxiety and it felt so weird that I made myself think about the last twelve months and ohhh yes that feels better.
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The wind’s so bad today, my neighbor’s Halloween decorations just moved to a better neighborhood.
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cool clouds this lovely fall morning.
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Mom beat up a proud boy and wrecked the frog suit I loaned her.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM