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Symora
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aesthetic appreciator, overanalyzer, and ostensible writer - she/they️‍⚧️ - ever finding the loveliest common denominator
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sinnamonlove.blacksky.app
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
literarybeardo.blacksky.app The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 18h
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
Screenshot of a message in the BlueSky app explaining that it does not work in Mississippi because of the state's age verification laws.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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patrickfenelon.bsky.social
This is the energy we need from everyone
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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roadside.xor.blue
kohr's orange boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
kohr's orange boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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golikehellmachine.com
from a state party director
I don’t know how many people have actually internalized this, but the vast majority of local Democratic operations are staffed and run by blue-haired little old ladies who have been doing this for 40 years and are funding it with bake sales, and are keeping the flame alive in a time when parties are as weak as they’ve ever been. If you are under the age of 50 and you show up and act normal for, like, 3 months, they will do whatever you want because they’re so excited to have a young person there. Parties are weak right now because of some factors that are outside of our control, but a lot of factors are within our control and the big one is that we just haven’t paid enough attention to the atomic-level units, and party infrastructure. If you strengthen those, then party identity as a whole will follow. Party strength as a whole will follow.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Netscape Navigator
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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pgourevitch.bsky.social
political science
blogmywiki.bsky.social blogmywiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · Feb 8
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
Letter to the Guardian. The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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primaryschool.bsky.social
the motto of my entire (short) career as an attorney so far
publicuniversal.bsky.social Public Universal Fiend @publicuniversal.bsky.social · 15h
It’s absolutely insane how much debt exists mainly to punish poor people
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
comrade ella ye @marzipanlord just remembered one of the most insane dream notes i ever wrote Imfao "The Secret Amount of Hamsters that Pharmacists Don't Want You To Know!!!!!!!! no pharmacist can tell you the name of the amount that is equivalent to two hamsters. The smallest number of hamsters they can tell you about is five, and that is called a blockade"
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
hustlerose for fucks sake medieval monks didn't "believe rabbits were a type of fish" they legally/spiritually classified them as fish because non-nobles weren't legally allowed to hunt or eat typical game like deer from land owned by nobles, but fishing was still allowed (which is why a lot of traditional west european foods involve salmon). it's NOT evidence of ppl in the medieval period being wildly stupid and weird, it's a legalistic oddity like corporate personhood. the fact that some clergy guys could just decide that rabbits were fish because it was convenient is evidence of the absurd feudal theocratic bureaucracy of the times. and also how much control the church had over the way ppl thought about things (always in terms of sin sin sin sin sin). nobody thought rabbits were actually fish but they needed to allow ppl to eat them or there was gonna be famine brought on by the nobles stupid fucking hunting traditions. church and state were so mixed up and both were so inefficient, irrational and stubborn that they couldn't change any rules, only bend them over backwards
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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dryad.technology
[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million] [glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over [me] oh i know exactly what you mean [pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate [me] we did the climate thing [pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising [me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear [pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time [me] *slowly takes a deep breath* [me] *deep breath*
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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utopia-defer.red
I think we’re approaching the point of no return if a critical mass of white people don’t start freaking the fuck out in public. I know that the wildcat internment camps where they’re torturing and raping immigrants should have done it but now we’re legally non-personing entire categories of people.
sweetadelinevt.bsky.social Sarah Betancourt @sweetadelinevt.bsky.social · 19h
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
This...should have been two separate emails.
From People magazine: "Kate Middleton wears most dramatic tiara yet, skeletal remains found in drained swamp"
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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timprice.bsky.social
So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
faineg.bsky.social Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 20h
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
Jason Paladino @jason_paladino Cole's usernames online were: - USAForever -America1 -patriotism4usa -Brony1Delta and -Lam_Hot4_Cock Kyle Griffin Griffin@@kylegriffin1.6h BREAKING on MS NOW: Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his ... 9:28 AM • Dec 5, 2025 • 692 Views
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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theophite.bsky.social
people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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artd.bsky.social
No gods
no masters
bathroom toilet paper holder. there are drawings above it showing an empty roll - no, a roll on top of the spindle - no (why?) and a roll on th spindle . th actual roll has been impaled by the spindle cross-wise
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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portalrealm.bsky.social
Came across this on board panda - rear elevation of an architect's office
A rear of a build which has been painted to look like a blueprint of a house
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
there are of course many examples of political constituencies that have in fact killed scores of children (en route to some other evil goal), but I can't offhand think of any historical examples of a political constituency organized for that specific purpose
apoorvanyt.bsky.social Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorvanyt.bsky.social · 1d
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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samthielman.com
the funniest thing about Trump is that if he doesn’t have someone actively poisoning him a few times a week he reliably comes out with “I just had the best idea—what if you didn’t have to PAY to go to the DOCTOR” or similar
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Manufacturers have long wanted to do this, just like they are so successfully built in other countries. They can be propelled by gasoline, electric, or hybrid. These cars of the very near future are inexpensive, safe, fuel efficient and, quite simply, AMAZING!!! START BUILDING THEM NOW! Thank you to the DOJ and the Departments of Transportation and Environment. ENJOY!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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cpsc.gov
Water your tree.
A burning skeleton emerges from a Christmas tree. The flames begin to envelop the home. The skeleton looks directly at you and says: Water your Christmas tree. A dry Christmas tree burns faster than newspaper.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
ulysses @maigosusume "go to hell" is basic. "i hope someone makes a contentious point you agree with but argues it so hilariously badly people can only dunk on it" is smart. it's common. it happens daily
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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lavenderfw.bsky.social
Today is not the only day you can repost this. In fact, you can repost it most days if you want
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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eva.computer
Joe Rogan: I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke that much DMT at once, big guy.

Zeratul: Do not fear, Joe Rogan, I have tread the path through the Void many times.
joe rogan and zeratul
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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golikehellmachine.com
jokers aside, there are a lot of great, good faith recommendations here, if you're in the market
golikehellmachine.com GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d
anyway, enough of depressing and enraging shit for me tonight. what are your top five stocking stuffers, we are doing stockings over the mantle for the first time this year.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM