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BC Bee
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Gentleman in the streets, filthy in the skeets.
Pinned
Who decided to call it shit posting when skeet shooting was right there?
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shout out chicago.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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when they’re all bangers it’s boomscrolling
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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you have to be a little weird or the world will eat you alive
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Boston, San Diego, Chicago, Philadelphia.

I didn’t know America has so many Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens and violent criminals.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Retirement village in Florida No Kings! #florida #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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posting hog or hogging posts?
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I am a procrastinator because nobody can tell me what to do including myself
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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My dog is a fearless badass until the robot vacuum bumps into her.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It's hard work pretending to be unpretentious.
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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ME: *being attacked by a werewolf

ALL OF SOCIAL MEDIA: We don’t deserve dogs
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i love a man who wears cargo pants bc I hate carrying these turkey legs in my fanny pack
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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daylight saving time
October 25, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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In honour of the Canadian Thanksgiving, I’ll be stuffing my beaver.
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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my therapist said i needed to stop talking to myself and then she disappeared into a cloud of mist
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Good :) because if it can't exist without proper pay and permissions it shouldn't exist
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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vertical

diagona/

horizonta__

no further questions
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It wasn't so much the texture of her horse hair sweater that drove her potential suitors away, as it was the smell.
June 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?

ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”

JUDGE: so what was the answer?

ME: Def Leppard

JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Managed to activate my debit card without completely losing my shit.
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM