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when you hear the trash trucks coming but know you put them out last night
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
when you hear the trash trucks coming but know you put them out last night
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grandkids trying not to cry as the antiques roadshow guy explains my lamenters intercessors haven’t been playable since 13th edition
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts.
bloom.bg
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
grandkids trying not to cry as the antiques roadshow guy explains my lamenters intercessors haven’t been playable since 13th edition
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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your telling me that this leopard is deaf?
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
your telling me that this leopard is deaf?
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there’s a kind of person who funnels all their moral impulses toward animals and reserves basically none for people… and in fact their work for animals actually seems to function, in their mind, as a karmic source of credit they can draw from in being actively evil toward certain humans
Will be interesting to see who lionizes the five times convicted for inciting racial hatred Bardot. But hey, she loved animals.
www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...
www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...
Brigitte Bardot's 30 years of sympathy for the far right
Convicted five times for racist remarks, the actress – whose foundation announced her death on Sunday, December 28 – remained one of the only French celebrities to openly embrace far-right views.
www.lemonde.fr
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
there’s a kind of person who funnels all their moral impulses toward animals and reserves basically none for people… and in fact their work for animals actually seems to function, in their mind, as a karmic source of credit they can draw from in being actively evil toward certain humans
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
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Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
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Han was wrong to put Luke inside the guts of the Tauntaun because the heat of the beast would quickly dissipate and leave Luke wet and more vulnerable to freezing. They had a much better chance of survival if Han had stripped their clothes, pressing their warm, naked bodies together. In my fic,
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Han was wrong to put Luke inside the guts of the Tauntaun because the heat of the beast would quickly dissipate and leave Luke wet and more vulnerable to freezing. They had a much better chance of survival if Han had stripped their clothes, pressing their warm, naked bodies together. In my fic,
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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kids these days need to stop "locking in" and start CLOCKING in! like and share if you think social security should be abolished
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
kids these days need to stop "locking in" and start CLOCKING in! like and share if you think social security should be abolished
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You’re telling me there are NFL coaches named Kevin O’Connell, Mike Macdonald, and Mike McDaniel, and I’m supposed to remember which is which? And before you ask if I’m racist against Irish people, let me just say yes.
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You’re telling me there are NFL coaches named Kevin O’Connell, Mike Macdonald, and Mike McDaniel, and I’m supposed to remember which is which? And before you ask if I’m racist against Irish people, let me just say yes.
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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“Crazy. But that’s how it goes.” -Ozzy Osbourne
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Crazy. But that’s how it goes.” -Ozzy Osbourne
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
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try floorp. give icecat a whirl. i really like sleipnir. can't live without my k-meleon. don't sleep on dooble. i'm so sad they discontinued xombrero. shout out to my falkon fellows.
we let them be cute with firefox and now web browsers are all fucked up
we let them be cute with firefox and now web browsers are all fucked up
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
try floorp. give icecat a whirl. i really like sleipnir. can't live without my k-meleon. don't sleep on dooble. i'm so sad they discontinued xombrero. shout out to my falkon fellows.
we let them be cute with firefox and now web browsers are all fucked up
we let them be cute with firefox and now web browsers are all fucked up
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
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Oh neat. Kidnap people off the street, strip them of citizenship documents, and ship them into the New Venezuela CoProsperity Sphere until they die.
Cool. Cool cool coolcoolcoolcoocoocococccccccccccccfuck
Cool. Cool cool coolcoolcoolcoocoocococccccccccccccfuck
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh neat. Kidnap people off the street, strip them of citizenship documents, and ship them into the New Venezuela CoProsperity Sphere until they die.
Cool. Cool cool coolcoolcoolcoocoocococccccccccccccfuck
Cool. Cool cool coolcoolcoolcoocoocococccccccccccccfuck
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The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
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forgive these boots, for they know not what they were made to do
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
forgive these boots, for they know not what they were made to do