Eric
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know)
Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
September 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know)
Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
theonion.com/new-ala...
theonion.com/new-ala...
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave semen on their lower backs for a full nine months. “Today marks a triumph in our fight for the right of men to […]
theonion.com
May 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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kill myself because i cant be nostalgic for the 90s with unrepresentative AI slop for another 30 years
May 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
kill myself because i cant be nostalgic for the 90s with unrepresentative AI slop for another 30 years
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“Sugar. Water.”
April 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Sugar. Water.”
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I usually only ask you to do one bit of self care every day, but today's a special day. Bonus self care.
The current admin is considering shutting down the free covid test program and just destroying 160 million tests instead.
You can get 4 tests free sent directly by the USPS.
The current admin is considering shutting down the free covid test program and just destroying 160 million tests instead.
You can get 4 tests free sent directly by the USPS.
U.S. weighs destroying $500 million in stockpiled covid tests
The government is reviewing proposals to shut down the program that ships free covid tests to American households and has been considering destroying 160 million tests.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I usually only ask you to do one bit of self care every day, but today's a special day. Bonus self care.
The current admin is considering shutting down the free covid test program and just destroying 160 million tests instead.
You can get 4 tests free sent directly by the USPS.
The current admin is considering shutting down the free covid test program and just destroying 160 million tests instead.
You can get 4 tests free sent directly by the USPS.
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Never gonna find Stair 1 Roof Access
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Never gonna find Stair 1 Roof Access
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My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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I’m sure glad they banned TikTok! I wouldn’t want *my* information getting in the wrong hands! Problem solved! Now to open this handy recipe app that demands access to my microphone, camera, and location data
January 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m sure glad they banned TikTok! I wouldn’t want *my* information getting in the wrong hands! Problem solved! Now to open this handy recipe app that demands access to my microphone, camera, and location data
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Every technology the US government bans because it could be used for spying, is a technology the US government itself uses to spy on everyone. Which, after drones, social media, phones, games, wireless modules, and now cars - how much is left really?
January 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Every technology the US government bans because it could be used for spying, is a technology the US government itself uses to spy on everyone. Which, after drones, social media, phones, games, wireless modules, and now cars - how much is left really?
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STINKY THE HUTT!!!!
Jeremy Allen White Joins ‘Star Wars’ Film ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’ as Jabba the Hutt’s Son
"Star Wars" movie "The Mandalorian and Grogu" has added Jeremy Allen White, the Emmy-winning star of "The Bear," as the voice of Jabba the Hutt's son.
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December 10, 2024 at 1:53 AM
STINKY THE HUTT!!!!
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The unfortunate reality is that the first season would all be about them chopping down a tree and making the pail. Then, three years later, when you’re wondering, “wait, was there something on that show about a pail or did I hallucinate that??” — *then* season two comes out.
Gritty reboot of Jack and Jill
Ep1: Jack
Ep2: Jill
Ep3: the Hill
Ep4: the Pail of Water (1) (the thirst)
Ep5: the Pail of Water (2) (the well)
Ep6: the Fall
Ep7: Broken Crown
Ep8: Jill Falls
Ep9: After
Ep1: Jack
Ep2: Jill
Ep3: the Hill
Ep4: the Pail of Water (1) (the thirst)
Ep5: the Pail of Water (2) (the well)
Ep6: the Fall
Ep7: Broken Crown
Ep8: Jill Falls
Ep9: After
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
The unfortunate reality is that the first season would all be about them chopping down a tree and making the pail. Then, three years later, when you’re wondering, “wait, was there something on that show about a pail or did I hallucinate that??” — *then* season two comes out.
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
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no one ever seems to highlight the single best feature of this app, the one that hands down holds this place miles above every alternative: no fucking advertisements, none, zero, not every 3 posts, not every 3000 posts, no brand activity at all!! where else besides wikipedia has that kind of freedom
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 AM
no one ever seems to highlight the single best feature of this app, the one that hands down holds this place miles above every alternative: no fucking advertisements, none, zero, not every 3 posts, not every 3000 posts, no brand activity at all!! where else besides wikipedia has that kind of freedom
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Gonna watch Running Man (1987) so I can soak in an ending where the bad guy gets exposed on TV as a liar, shocking the world into revolting against him. Adorable.
Gonna watch RoboCop (1987) tonight just so I can marvel at how quaint their idea of dystopia was
November 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Gonna watch Running Man (1987) so I can soak in an ending where the bad guy gets exposed on TV as a liar, shocking the world into revolting against him. Adorable.
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When Agent Smith has Morpheus captured in The Matrix he tells him that the first simulation of The Matrix was a paradise where everyone lived in harmony but the humans rejected it and their bodies died because they literally couldn’t accept that it was real. i used to think that was lazy writing.
November 13, 2024 at 3:02 AM
When Agent Smith has Morpheus captured in The Matrix he tells him that the first simulation of The Matrix was a paradise where everyone lived in harmony but the humans rejected it and their bodies died because they literally couldn’t accept that it was real. i used to think that was lazy writing.
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2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”
2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”
2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”