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His hair was perfect 🇺🇸🇺🇦 My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tu3tysmm6bhr6w4m6m6frwzq/feed/aaaopztxkk5ea

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · Dec 30

I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

Me: (checks only somewhat satisfied)

I feel like such a badass

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 4d

Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 6d

Got tear away pants for this colonoscopy prep.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 5d

some days you write a post so good that everyone ignores it because they don't want to disturb the whole unsung genius vibe you've got going

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 7d

can you keep a secret?

me: nope

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Marloween @marlebean.bsky.social · 7d

*Spends the first 7 minutes of my job interview carefully tearing off the perforated edge of my spiral notebook resume*

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 10d

Had a college team shirt on yesterday and the security guard at the store told me the current game score. I gave him a thumbs up. I didn’t tell him I only have the shirt bc of the marching band.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 11d

It was a good weekend, a mellow weekend, I peed outside a bunch. I’ll give it an 8.5.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 18d

I only have a few friends but hopefully I’ll be able to get rid of them soon

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 17d

Did my first slow motion old man fall today. Not great.

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Julie ⋆☾⋆ @deathbecomes-her.bsky.social · 19d

Make Meemaw & Peepaw hate fascism again.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 19d

When I was trying on jeans the other day a baby crawled under the partition into my fitting room. I wasn’t sure what to do, and I know my choice didn’t help my issue of not fitting into any of the jeans, but god that baby was delicious.