Seriously Susan
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Word nerd. Working on my basic humanity. Procrastinator. I’ll think of other things later.
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you can tell someone's net worth by how they email. for instance if it says something like "thx for teh trafficked kids on the island this we=kend", that's a billionaire
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
you can tell someone's net worth by how they email. for instance if it says something like "thx for teh trafficked kids on the island this we=kend", that's a billionaire
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dry january gives way to black tar heroin february
February 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
dry january gives way to black tar heroin february
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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This day in history. 1933. The Nazi era began with the appointment of Adolf Hitler as German chancellor. I'm sure the ballroom will be finished in time for the centennial.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 AM
This day in history. 1933. The Nazi era began with the appointment of Adolf Hitler as German chancellor. I'm sure the ballroom will be finished in time for the centennial.
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America 2026
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
America 2026
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PRESS:
How do you feel about your demotion?
BOVINO:
Well, obviously I’m not HAPPY.
MINNESOTA PROTESTOR:
Which one ARE you, then?
How do you feel about your demotion?
BOVINO:
Well, obviously I’m not HAPPY.
MINNESOTA PROTESTOR:
Which one ARE you, then?
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
PRESS:
How do you feel about your demotion?
BOVINO:
Well, obviously I’m not HAPPY.
MINNESOTA PROTESTOR:
Which one ARE you, then?
How do you feel about your demotion?
BOVINO:
Well, obviously I’m not HAPPY.
MINNESOTA PROTESTOR:
Which one ARE you, then?
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Rush Limbaugh would have loved what ICE is doing, it’s too bad that he’s dead and in hell
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Rush Limbaugh would have loved what ICE is doing, it’s too bad that he’s dead and in hell
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everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 AM
everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.
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bloody hell you taking the piss mate innit?
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM
bloody hell you taking the piss mate innit?
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
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drew this parody gadsden flag six years ago, and it seems it’s still relevant as the bootlicking has only increased.
(if you’ve shared a version, I’d appreciate if you shared this one — I’m making more stickers, flags and t-shirts to give 100% of profits to MN mutual aid! www.tommysiegel.net)
(if you’ve shared a version, I’d appreciate if you shared this one — I’m making more stickers, flags and t-shirts to give 100% of profits to MN mutual aid! www.tommysiegel.net)
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
drew this parody gadsden flag six years ago, and it seems it’s still relevant as the bootlicking has only increased.
(if you’ve shared a version, I’d appreciate if you shared this one — I’m making more stickers, flags and t-shirts to give 100% of profits to MN mutual aid! www.tommysiegel.net)
(if you’ve shared a version, I’d appreciate if you shared this one — I’m making more stickers, flags and t-shirts to give 100% of profits to MN mutual aid! www.tommysiegel.net)
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apparently "fuck me up" is not an appropriate response to "how many boxes of Thin Mints?" my b
March 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
apparently "fuck me up" is not an appropriate response to "how many boxes of Thin Mints?" my b
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STOP CALLING THEM LAW ENFORCEMENT! YOU LYING, COMMON AS SHIT, RACIST TRASH. THEY’RE BROWN SHIRTS FOR SHITLER.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
STOP CALLING THEM LAW ENFORCEMENT! YOU LYING, COMMON AS SHIT, RACIST TRASH. THEY’RE BROWN SHIRTS FOR SHITLER.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
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My second alarm is a soul breaking recording of the anguished screams of the damned but I slept through that too.
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My second alarm is a soul breaking recording of the anguished screams of the damned but I slept through that too.
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“Christians” worship a brown-skinned foreigner;
who was a refugee in hiding as a child;
commanded His true followers to welcome the stranger;
and was later the victim of state violence.
This part matters just a bit.
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-fake-o....
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who was a refugee in hiding as a child;
commanded His true followers to welcome the stranger;
and was later the victim of state violence.
This part matters just a bit.
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-fake-o....
Please click, read, subscribe.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
“Christians” worship a brown-skinned foreigner;
who was a refugee in hiding as a child;
commanded His true followers to welcome the stranger;
and was later the victim of state violence.
This part matters just a bit.
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-fake-o....
Please click, read, subscribe.
who was a refugee in hiding as a child;
commanded His true followers to welcome the stranger;
and was later the victim of state violence.
This part matters just a bit.
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-fake-o....
Please click, read, subscribe.
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ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.
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Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
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Trump: "Canada is no longer invited to join my super awesome Board of Peace."
Canada: "That's too bad. We were totally going to give you the Maple Syrup and Poutine International Peace Prize."
Trump: "Really?"
Canada: "No, dumbass."
Canada: "That's too bad. We were totally going to give you the Maple Syrup and Poutine International Peace Prize."
Trump: "Really?"
Canada: "No, dumbass."
January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump: "Canada is no longer invited to join my super awesome Board of Peace."
Canada: "That's too bad. We were totally going to give you the Maple Syrup and Poutine International Peace Prize."
Trump: "Really?"
Canada: "No, dumbass."
Canada: "That's too bad. We were totally going to give you the Maple Syrup and Poutine International Peace Prize."
Trump: "Really?"
Canada: "No, dumbass."
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Walmart about to permanently fuck up some toddlers today:
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Walmart about to permanently fuck up some toddlers today:
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
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It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount