Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Gotta be honest, this Ghost of Christmas Past has spent a lot more time complaining about women having the right to vote than I was anticipating
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gotta be honest, this Ghost of Christmas Past has spent a lot more time complaining about women having the right to vote than I was anticipating
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Update: We can’t open presents yet because my parents’ dog is exploring the space with diarrhea. May your family be experiencing the same joy!
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Update: We can’t open presents yet because my parents’ dog is exploring the space with diarrhea. May your family be experiencing the same joy!
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
December 19, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
The Muppet’s Christmas Carol II: Large Tim
December 2, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The Muppet’s Christmas Carol II: Large Tim
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Cow, a bunga. A female bunga.
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Cow, a bunga. A female bunga.
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
i tore the tag off my mattress and it played a message from a princess asking for help from Obi-Wan Kenobi. i wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i tore the tag off my mattress and it played a message from a princess asking for help from Obi-Wan Kenobi. i wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
speeding west to unexpire a yogurt with timezones
September 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
speeding west to unexpire a yogurt with timezones
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
January 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Once again the invisible hand of fate has guided my car through the front window of a mattress store
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Once again the invisible hand of fate has guided my car through the front window of a mattress store
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"
September 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
"what have u been up to" i don't know
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"what have u been up to" i don't know
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
My mind has like 200 browser tabs open
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My mind has like 200 browser tabs open
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Learn something new everyday? No thanks. I know too much already
September 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Learn something new everyday? No thanks. I know too much already
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Just saw Stuart Little hit a kid with his car and keep driving
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Just saw Stuart Little hit a kid with his car and keep driving
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
you're drinking too much milk
"I doubt that"
[doctor pointing at xray] this area here is all milk
"I doubt that"
[doctor pointing at xray] this area here is all milk
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you're drinking too much milk
"I doubt that"
[doctor pointing at xray] this area here is all milk
"I doubt that"
[doctor pointing at xray] this area here is all milk
Reposted by Jojo Bubba Jr.
Swear jar but for every time an electrician says the phrase “for no reason” and shakes his head while inspecting wiring in my house
June 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Swear jar but for every time an electrician says the phrase “for no reason” and shakes his head while inspecting wiring in my house