Rupert
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Clambering on to the lifeboat just like everyone else
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Carol of the Bells in #
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Carol of the Bells in #
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
Kyiv subway.
Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.
Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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[snowman magically comes to life in garden]
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
[snowman magically comes to life in garden]
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
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🥹 A four month old horse's reaction to the sea. SO SWEET!
youtube.com/shorts/-UocV...
youtube.com/shorts/-UocV...
A four month old horse's reaction to its trip to the sea for the first time🥹
YouTube video by randomjays
youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🥹 A four month old horse's reaction to the sea. SO SWEET!
youtube.com/shorts/-UocV...
youtube.com/shorts/-UocV...
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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Semi-annual reminder that ‘portmanteau’ is a portmanteau of actress Natalie Portman and former French tennis player Julien Benneteau.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Semi-annual reminder that ‘portmanteau’ is a portmanteau of actress Natalie Portman and former French tennis player Julien Benneteau.
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
If 'wolves' is to 'wolf' as 'rooves' is to 'roof', then surely they should be called The Smurves...
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If 'wolves' is to 'wolf' as 'rooves' is to 'roof', then surely they should be called The Smurves...
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
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xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
xylophone sound
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Can't seem to get backing for my film project "Noah: The Early Years". They all say the narrative lacks an ark.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Can't seem to get backing for my film project "Noah: The Early Years". They all say the narrative lacks an ark.