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Clambering on to the lifeboat just like everyone else
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Carol of the Bells in #
Kyiv subway.

Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine.

Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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[snowman magically comes to life in garden]

BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-

SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?

BOY: uh...no?

SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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🥹 A four month old horse's reaction to the sea. SO SWEET!
youtube.com/shorts/-UocV...
A four month old horse's reaction to its trip to the sea for the first time🥹
YouTube video by randomjays
youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Semi-annual reminder that ‘portmanteau’ is a portmanteau of actress Natalie Portman and former French tennis player Julien Benneteau.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If 'wolves' is to 'wolf' as 'rooves' is to 'roof', then surely they should be called The Smurves...
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i stand corrected
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]

[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that

[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Can't seem to get backing for my film project "Noah: The Early Years". They all say the narrative lacks an ark.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM