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sluntch
@sluntch.bsky.social
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Born to yap. Forced to have nothing to say.

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boner.ink
sorry i'm trying to take all of this very seriously but i can't stop fucking farting
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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apiln.bsky.social
Important first aid tip here.
Local newspaper quiz. There's been a collision. How can you help a driver who's suffering from shock? Select one answer Reassure them confidently Ask who caused the incident Shout "you can't park there mate" Give them a drink
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com
NYC love him
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
HOST: what did you bring Method Man?
METHOD MAN: the pain
HOST: how about you Anthrax?
ANTHRAX: the noise
HOST: Wu-Tang clan?
WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus
HOST: and you?
ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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kaiserneko.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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phatcussy.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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thepaleape.bsky.social
Vhs footage of a man gesturing at his crotch. It says key targets: testicles
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball. PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting" PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops." PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end." PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO" PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!" PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!" PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting." PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair." PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!" PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
July 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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archai.bsky.social
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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generalquixote.bsky.social
the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites
tweet by mattie lubchansky: ‘personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"’
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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martinjohn.bsky.social
This meme made me laugh.
A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying: It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2025. I am fourty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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ngescreenshot.bsky.social
That's not a good prize.
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER OVER. Virus = Very yes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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disparate-j.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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jesseesque.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to the King:

Hidetaka Miyazaki
dark souls font "BIRTHDAY CELEBRATED"
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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hontdog.bsky.social
Wouldn't it be wild if i sat on my balls and my penis made a bicycle horn sound all HONK HONK and my penis (penis) shot out one of those sticky hand things you get from the quarter machines and it slapped a random pedestrian and he blew up into a cloud of red mist? Wouldn't it be wild if that happ
mrjoncryer.bsky.social Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · Sep 19
Wouldn’t it be wild if Kimmel ended up becoming our Zelenskyy
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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vanderhoofy.bsky.social
When I say “the Benadryl Hat Man” this is exactly what I am imagining
Melania Trump, face obscured by a big purple hat, stands next to President Trump, five children in chorister robes and some sort of vicar
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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danielsugarman.bsky.social
My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.
An excerpt from an interview with the director of The Graduate, Mike Nichols. "I interviewed hundreds, maybe thousands of men", Nichols admitted of the casting process per Vanity Fair, before his conversation with Redford turned out to be a short one. "I said, 'You can't play it. You can never play a loser'. And Redford said, 'What do you mean? Of course I can play a loser'. And I said, 'OK, have you ever struck out with a girl'. And he said, 'What do you mean?' And he wasn't joking."
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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brenthor.bsky.social
You, a dumbass: the moon is an alien space station

Me, took LSD when i was 19 and personally spoke with Molekular, the demiurge that created our universe within the already existing universe: nope. Its an egg, dummy
February 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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flailmorpho.bsky.social
this hitbox is absurd
a displacer beast with hitboxes quite a bit off to the side, referencing their "I'm totally 5 feet to the left" illusions
September 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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dillo.media
dc residents clowning on mpd and "the I" is my new fav genre
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
My parents at age 29 Her: Shake n Bake pork chops Him: yes Me at age 39: Her: bear seek seek lest Him: one adaptability please
August 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM