TracieBreaux
@traciebreaux.bsky.social
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
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TracieBreaux
@traciebreaux.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
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“Five minutes, Mom. We’re playing pirates.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Five minutes, Mom. We’re playing pirates.”
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my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
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[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
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I’ve been driving for 7 hrs.
I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.
I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ve been driving for 7 hrs.
I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.
I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.
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ME: It's like The Goonies meets E.T. meets The X Files.
FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things?
ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.
FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things?
ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME: It's like The Goonies meets E.T. meets The X Files.
FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things?
ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.
FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things?
ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.
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that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
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Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
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I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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the stress of having to fill out and return a pdf
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the stress of having to fill out and return a pdf
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Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
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Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
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Thanksgiving combines the two things I love most.
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Thanksgiving combines the two things I love most.
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
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I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
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Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
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November 22 got me to thinking that if Brenda Lee married Steve Harvey, divorced him and married Patton Oswalt, she'd be Brenda Lee Harvey Oswalt.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
November 22 got me to thinking that if Brenda Lee married Steve Harvey, divorced him and married Patton Oswalt, she'd be Brenda Lee Harvey Oswalt.
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Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.